Today, after 3 days of hearing a car alarm going off almost continuously, the city finally came and towed it. Immediately after, the owner showed up with a switchblade, inquiring who called the city. My neighbors ratted me out, despite the fact I had nothing to do with it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I awoke to the sound of my neighbors attacking my car with a baseball bat accusing me of calling the cops on them. I did call the cops on them, after they screamed at me last night, drunkenly, to call the cops for them because they thought they were being robbed. FML
Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML
Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML
Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML
Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson for lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML
Today, I hit a parked car and fled because I was so scared. Four hours later, the cops showed up at my house so I broke down crying confessing everything. Turns out, they weren't there about the car I hit. They were alerting me about the string of burglaries in my neighborhood recently. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML
Today, I borrowed a roommate's car to get groceries. I came out to find the car stolen. I called the cops, and the responding officer took the info and drove me home to give the roomie the bad news in person. 15 minutes later, they found the car. I'd parked it on the opposite side of the lot. FML
Today, I saw my car being broken into on the street below my apartment. Too scared to stop them myself, I called the police. Before I could even tell them what was going on, they put me on hold. It was a good 5 minutes before I realized they'd hung up on me. FML
Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML
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_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Time to address that irresponsible owner with a machete.
DanielleinDC 34
Why did your neighbors say it was you? That said, the thing was going off for three days, a good reason for anyone to call for a tow.
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Comments (5)
_Hakuna_Matata_ 12
Time to address that irresponsible owner with a machete.
distortedcognition 17
So, what happened?
real life problems 26
Did the car owner carve their initials into your face?
RichardPencil 32
Shoot him. Show him it’s not smart to bring a knife to a gunfight.
DanielleinDC 34
Why did your neighbors say it was you? That said, the thing was going off for three days, a good reason for anyone to call for a tow.
Taurus_ChicKa 37
If the guy threatened you, especially with a knife, that's a good reason to call the police. But considering people call the cops for everything these days, it might not be a bad idea to get a video of the incident to support your case. Yikes!
Tony Friddle 11
eyyyyy, now you can get him towed away too for threatening bodily harm