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Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
Well that's ******* rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.
Tripartita 45
Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.
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Comments (97)
EvilLittleMan 23
F- that Bitch !
HaveAGooday 5
Future mother in law...good luck.
MajesticRacoon 7
What's the difference between between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter can escape the chamber.
Sh0cK_ing 3
Get the stick out of your asses people it's a joke goddamn
MidnaLink 35
Yeah, a horrible joke based on a horrible thing that happened to people.
Fairyjoshy 13
And people who tell jokes like this deserve all the scorn they get. Perhaps you're the one who needs the stick removed from your ass.
stfuwtf 21
What the actual ****
Donut_Wizard 23
This is why cars need ejector seats.
PePziNL 20
I hope you got ******* Führerious at her.
ADOG2645 17
I've heard that mother in laws are like a woman Hitler, but I never new they took it this far!
drrobotnik1 18
Mother-in-law is an anagram of woman Hitler, is where the connection comes from
Swagalious 9
It's really funny though you have to admit it
0262944 15
Lol it is.?????
NYGiants1925 22
I'm Jewish & I chuckled a bit. Nothing wrong with a ****** up joke every once in a while. Her timing was horrendous though.