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Today, my fiancé's mom was driving me to the store to pick up my wedding dress. A few minutes into the drive, she said the car's tank was nearly out of "Jews" and that she'd have to give it "a whole lotta gas", then chuckled to herself. She's well aware that I'm Jewish. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom decided to follow me during my driving test. She rear ended me. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to celebrate Christmas Eve with her side of the family. When we arrived at her parents' house, I heard her mother say that Christmas miracles don't exist since my wife brought me along. FML
Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, I returned to my apartment to find everything reduced to ashes, hidden in black clouds of smoke. Turns out there was a blackout, and my fiancé lit a candle on top of a stack of all our wedding papers. When he smelled the smoke, he got hungry for a taco and left instead of calling 911. FML
Today, I was pulled over for speeding and was shocked that the cop asked me out. Before I could respond, he noticed my wedding ring, said "Nevermind" and then gave me a ticket. FML
Today, while waiting for my mom to pick me up from university, I took out my phone and pretended to talk to someone. I didn't think people still pointed and laughed, but apparently they do when your mom pulls up and shouts, "Stop pretending to talk to someone." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML
Today, whilst out shopping with my crush, I decided to jokingly try on a silly-looking dress in an overly-expensive shop. Apparently I took the wrong size as I couldn't get out. Not only did the shop assistants have to publicly cut me out of the dress, I had to pay for it. FML
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Top comments
sharkgirl4 23
Well that's ******* rude. And a terrible way to start an important day.
Tripartita 45
Why would concentration camps gas a nearly empty chamber? Her incredibly stupid joke doesn't even make sense.
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Comments (97)
ohsnapword 21
Just smile and tell her to stop being a sour kraut for losing the war.
stov 3
I am jewish. from the looks of it it seems obvious that you are jewish and your fiancee is not. from the few comments of you future mil it is obvious that your fiancee was raised in a home where jews were respected as elders of zion and bankers that control the world. good luck if I were you I'd run
mskeptik 12
Simple. She is just trying to get rid of you. Watch the movie Monster-in-Law (2005), you will have some idea of what to expect and what to do.
megamonster99 18
I feel bad now because I laughed at that joke.
Zebediabolical 45
It's possible she said 'juice' instead of 'jews' and her car did indeed need a whole lotta gas. If it was just a one time thing, it's possible it was an honest mistake. But that scenario becomes less and less likely if she's acted this way on previous occasions.
grogers311 20
Wow that's ****** up
felimn 2
maybe you should've married a Jew
AJD999 5
That's awful, but tbh I'm Jewish and I probably would have laughed
LosinIt2008 14
that in no way at all is funny! tell her there is a certain place in hell for evil people like her!
death32 6
am i the only one who thought monster mother in law