Today, my car broke down. My colleague came to get me and then, later, my husband picked me up from work. We went to collect my abandoned car, but it was gone. It took 10 minutes of me panicking and thinking it had been stolen before he crumpled in laughter and told me he'd already collected it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my car broke down in the middle of nowhere. I walked about 3 miles to the nearest house to call a tow truck. When I got back to where I left my car, it was gone. FML
Today, my boss entrusted me with his car to run an errand, as I usually take the bus. I managed to get there and back safely before someone slammed into me while I was re-entering the lot, causing major damage. It was his wife, who thought I was a car thief. FML
Today, anticipating another stressful day of work, I left my house with a cluster of thoughts in my mind. It was only when I heard my front door lock behind me, my hand still resting on the handle, that I realised I had forgotten my house keys. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. Once there, I realized I'd forgotten my bike lock. For fear of it being stolen, I quickly rode home and took my car instead. When I later got home, I realized my bike was missing. Someone stole it from my backyard. FML
Today, my car was stolen. I got it back later without the engine, any of the wheels or my brand new radio and speakers. They even took my car mats. FML
Today, I witnessed a car accident. Being an experienced paramedic, I rushed to the scene to see if anyone needed help. As I assessed the people involved, one of them pickpocketed me. FML
Today, I was going to a Harry Potter convention since I love the books so much. On my drive there I got lost, and it only got worse when my car broke down. Since I'd forgotten my phone, I tried to hitch a ride. I stood on the side of a road for two hours dressed like Ron Weasley. FML
Today, I took my printer to work because the one in my office is broken. When I tried to leave, my boss stopped me and accused me of stealing it from the office. Nobody would believe me when I explained. Now my boss has a new printer. FML
Today, I woke up to a broken car window and a text from my ex that read, "Before you ask me, the answer is yes." FML
Today, my car got keyed because I was parked in a handicapped parking spot. I'm handicapped. FML
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sunny_funny 9
I'd add that my hubs is loving the comments that he's a great guy to have around!!! Hahaha my sense of humour failure didn't last too long ?? I also don't understand why so many people think I deserved it! Hahaha
xMaeLA 24
I hope you two stay this happy forever! :D I can't wait to prank the crap out of... whomever I end up with! xD
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Comments (15)
watermelon15 35
No harm done, a pretty sick troll.
friedpwnadge 25
Do the same thing with your kids one day. I'm sure he'll appreciate the awesome prank.
OhPuhleeze 23
¯_(ツ)_/¯ You have to read what happens to people here to understand why you are lucky to have a husband with a sense of humour. Lighten up :)
joetan 16
Your husband makes your life interesting... Have fun!!
sunny_funny 9
I'd add that my hubs is loving the comments that he's a great guy to have around!!! Hahaha my sense of humour failure didn't last too long ?? I also don't understand why so many people think I deserved it! Hahaha
sunny_funny 9
The question marks were sent as laughing emoji lol
xMaeLA 24
I hope you two stay this happy forever! :D I can't wait to prank the crap out of... whomever I end up with! xD
species4872 20
Good fun, should be more people like him.
ProxyPost 0
Sounds like you have a fun husband.
pkirkem 13
Aww ur husband already picked it up. He sounds fun