Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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xMiss_Maggot 7
your ex fiancé is an idiot
lesserofallevils 9
Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?
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Bibliovore 26
#8 -- I suppose pregnancy often happens after marriage, and periods stop with pregnancy. Maybe someone made a joke or sarcastic comment about that at some point and someone else naively took it seriously? Who knows. At any rate, OP, FYL, and may your next sweetie be smarter.
vaughnzi 3
Where do women on here find these idiots??
MrsAlexander83 10
Well that's probably a good thing--chances are he'd start calling you a witch if you had your menses after your wedding! Go find a video on YouTube that talks about women's cycles until menopause and email it to him.
ViviMage 40
He also HAS to stop having morning wood, scratching his balls, and urges to belch! He can't? Same reason as your periods: basic biology!
The_F3rris 11
Wow. And my bf thought a woman pees out the same hole used for sex. Men are hopeless sometimes.
Kyouzou 15
Disregard. Someone beat me to it.
nikkinurse 10
People keep writing that this must have been the only reason he wanted to Marry you- wtf? That doesn't make any sense- why would a guy marry a girl so she wouldn't get her period- that sounds like more indenture for a woman to get married- and has he NEVER met a couple who got pregnant after they were married-??? This guy is a blue ribbon ****!!
myklknife 6
Well you don't really need to marry such an idiot in first place.
onorexveritas 24
that's just sad
Zephianaxo 7
If that were true, girls would be gettin married at 16 like way back in the day.