Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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xMiss_Maggot 7
your ex fiancé is an idiot
lesserofallevils 9
Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?
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Comments (77)
Geometric 18
"He's a keeper" said no one ever.
lilacgold 16
Well, sometimes it does - there's a surprisingly high success rate of conception on the honeymoon... Only temporary though.
xmaximusx 12
No "&$@en way they get worse
Old_Iron_Sides 6
Well, some women stop having their periods after marriage, it's called being pregnant until your barren...
ezmac386 4
Your fault for getting engaged to a dumbass..
perdix 31
He doesn't know basic biology. It's a medical fact that what stops after marriage are not periods, but ********. Glad I could straighten out the confusion.
Enslaved 38
Dammit, perdix! Why must you make me feel like an idiot for not reading the comments before I post mine! ****!
sens3sfailing 25
one would be suprised where you end up after a marathon of youtube videos.
Enslaved 38
Many women get on birth control pills that stop their periods, after they're married. Could that be what he's thinking? Better than him thinking that once you're married, you stop giving blow jobs. :P
FalaFala 8
I can't really decide if it's a FYL or a YDI, seeing as how you decided to be with such an idiot in the first place ... I know it's judgemental to accuse someone of being an idiot based off of a single action but I can't help it in this case.
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
Well I’d say it’s a lucky escape. Can you imagine having this guy’s genes in your future children? He is not only dumb but also quite unreliable. Who calls off an engagement for a stupid reason like that?