Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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xMiss_Maggot 7
your ex fiancé is an idiot
lesserofallevils 9
Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?
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Comments (77)
smbio 17
Well it would be convenient...
z_lite 6
And all babies would have to be made pre-marriage.
SpicyDuck 22
My god, if that were true many more ladies would be married just to get rid of the damn thing!!
Stefan1994 7
What the hell 71?
BlueFlatts 20
I believe 71's statement is a reference to the following FML, but I don't see how the two relate. Being a complete idiot vs. being a complete idiot with gender issues. Or being a complete issue vs. a sensitive guy. Idk which.
xMiss_Maggot 7
your ex fiancé is an idiot
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Either he's a complete dumbfuck as you say, or he was looking for a way out of it, and came up with that.
SexyQueen0905 24
Which would still make him a dumbfuck, regardless.
z_lite 6
53. Complete dumbfuck either way.
lilhellian 27
There are worse ways he could have gotten out of it...
codyjohn17 5
Although, that'd be a pretty good deal....
TourettesGuyFTW 26
If it's the latter, it makes him a piece of shit asshole, not stupid.
MzMegs 20
Where would anyone get such an idea from in the first place?
brackaman 18
Likely, somewhere on the internet.
BatteryAddict 11
Stupidity, my friend. Stupidity.
sens3sfailing 25
^your pic with your comment made me laugh soooo hard. but also...I think the people who came up with this, also probably created the myth of illuminati....
lilhellian 27
Yes, we're a myth.. *looks around sketchily and disapears into the night*
lilpsyco 16
Stop revealing our group secrets, do we need to have the tar feathering discussion again >:(
ShockwaveXIII 8
I know!? Even if it was true, it's stupid that he would marry op solely for that reason.
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm guessing lack of proper sex Ed.
lesserofallevils 9
Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?
brackaman 18
I can't blame him. I hate getting my peri.. What? You mean I'm not supposed to be bleeding from my penis once a month? Uh oh..
lilpsyco 16
Don't worry it's probably just kidney disease. It's nothing a hug won't fix ＼(^o^)／
thewife5 19
Apparently
Jeffo193 13
Sounds like you narrowly avoided marrying an idiot there OP...
mackell5 3
In a way you learn to love that little monthly notification...
KuuipoSays 1
I never did!! That was one of the few massively cool benefits of getting cancer! Haha, but to each their own. :)
Ameel_fml 19
I wish I was one of those women who could appreciate their period. But having cramps, migraines and back pain for 2-4 days every month is something I will never learn to love. :(
maimengming 10
I totally understand what you mean. Last year I only got my period twice because of some health issues, so now I have a love- hate relationship with it. If I get my period, I know I'm staying healthy.
Enslaved 38
Pregnancy scares made many appreciate their periods!
BadKitty13 28
AMEN !
fordneagles 34
Two years of having the contraceptive implant has made me appreciate not having periods, migraines and cramps, I'm quite sure it's going to suck going back to that again! That 'monthly notification' can kindly sod off!
Liphaem5 22
By contraceptive implant do you mean Implanon/Nexplanon (depending on where in the world you are)? I've had it for two years now but I still get my period, all be it twice/three times a year instead of every month. I love this thing, sorted out my hormonal issues, sex drive and period migraines. Yes, that was my PMS, I'd get migraines the day before I started, every month.
dixiefoxx 22
Well, that's a unique thought.. you have to give him that..
ambamm135 7
It may be unique but it's still dumb as hell.
neenubob 4
Well just think of the time spent with him as wasted "period"
DA14573 6
That'll really get the blood flowing....
Mr25_fml 14
Um, is your fiance 12?
sens3sfailing 25
no, but he also thought a tampon would stop her from getting pregnant after the condom broke, so we know he isnt too bright.
kut17 11
Not gonna lie, it would be nice not to get screamed at for breathing too loud.
mario2012 18
So what you're saying is your a dick.
Shadow_Phantom 26
@11: Do chicks really do that? ._.
CodeXana 9
I have never in my life met a girl who screamed at someone for breathing too loud *just* because the girl is on her period. Honestly whatever lady did this to you was probably a psychopath already.
redbluegreen 41
It sounds like it was meant as a figure of speech, but still, it's not like we can control our hormones.
Ameel_fml 19
I'd gladly trade "getting yelled at for breathing" with "getting 5-7 days worth of blood pouring from my ******, cramps, migraines, random pains, and nausea". :(
1215116a 14
Yeah, because every women goes on a yelling rampage when they're on their period. Grow up.
CharresBarkrey 16
"Seriously, breathe louder, Ross, that's great."
sens3sfailing 25
^I think I just fell in love with you a little bit...okay, a lot a bit...
Sheepiebeepie 26
How loud do you breath yo