Today, my fiancé called off our engagement after I contested his belief that women stop having periods after they are married. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my fiancée called off our wedding out of the blue. After a long discussion about it, it turns out that last week I voiced an opinion about the wedding she didn’t agree with, and doesn’t want to spend her life married to someone who’s going to argue with her every five minutes. FML
Today, after months of arguing and conflict, I broke up wIth my fiancé. Or at least, I tried to. The wedding's off, but only until he can convince me to want to marry him again. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, at our wedding, instead of saying "I do", my fiancé paused before saying, "I can't do this", stepped down from the altar and proposed to my maid of honor. When she obviously refused, he ran from the venue bawling. He's not returning my calls. FML
Today, my fiancé threatened to leave me for "bleeding too damn much." FML
Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my fiance finally began seeing a therapist, after months of my begging him to. The therapist convinced him that he and I had "irreconcilable differences" so now he's asked for the ring back. FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
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xMiss_Maggot 7
your ex fiancé is an idiot
lesserofallevils 9
Is that the only reason he wanted to marry you? So he would stop getting his period?
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Comments (77)
darkinners 6
should be thankful, otherwise you will be Mrs. Retarded.
DanielleinDC 34
Sounds like you dodged a bullet there, OP. Would you really want to be married to someone that dumb and obnoxious that he dumps his fiance for refusing to believe that her periods will stop after she is married? What kind of abstinence-only miseducation did this idiot have?
Wayne913 13
Look at it from a biological perspective. At least you won't pass on his stupid genes to your kids.
EverdreamOfMe 24
What is it about stupid people dumping others for challenging their stupidity?
lovecrazy12 14
I freak out if I don't get my period and not because I'm afraid of being pregnant but because missing periods can mean infertility.
Malkenite279 3
Better now than later.
osm1989_fml 6
That crappy Beyonce song comes to mind. How does it go? "If you liked it, then you should've put a ring on it... Then I wouldn't have a period anymore!" Followed by rapid booty-shaking...
Sweetpea22 14
Now you can find a nice man who is smart and doesn't have the intelligence of a rodent. Did your ex know that women have a separate place where urine comes out of?
SoultheWolf 19
You're better off without him... he's not the sharpest tool in the shed.
ZomKi 3
Thank God u found out before marrying