Today, my neighbor installed a large radio that loudly plays Christmas music 24/7. When I called in a complaint to the police department they told me to, "get in the Christmas spirit." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Thin blue line
Today, I called the cops on my elderly neighbor for blaring loud war music yet again. They chatted and laughed with him on his lawn for a good half hour. As they left, he slapped the female officer's ass, only for her to just giggle about it. After they drove off, he fired up his music again. FML
Noise annoys
Today, my neighbor got a ridiculous surround sound system that sounds like Jurassic fucking Park come to life. My walls are literally shaking. I tried asking nicely for them to turn it down. They told me to fuck off, and that if I call the cops with a noise complaint, well… they know where I live. FML
Today, my neighbors coated their house in flashing Christmas lights and blared out "We Wish You a Merry Christmas" all day long. Only 29 days left until Christmas. FML
Asshats everywhere
Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML
Today, my boss insisted that we get in the holiday mood by putting up lights, playing Christmas music, and wearing bells on our uniforms. It's not even Thanksgiving yet and I can't even have a tinkle without full-blown jingling. FML
Today, I came home to find my parents wearing Santa hats and blasting Christmas music at full volume. So begins three months of hell. FML
Doo doo doodoodoo doo doo
Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML
Today, at my four-year-old daughter's insistence, I looked for - and found - a radio station that plays "Santa music" all year round. She's ecstatic and I can't turn it off without upsetting her. FML
Today, my neighbors put up their Christmas lights. They blink red and green on and off. Ever since they put them up, my dog hasn't stopped barking. It's 2:00AM. FML
Relaxing chimes
Today, my new neighbor just put up really loud wind chimes. I just got a ton of letters under my door, stating if I don't take them down, they're going to file a noise complaint with the building management. She owns her condo, I don't. FML
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zoPwNAgEzo 21
Revenge. Loudly play gangnum style. That might eventually stop them
zingline89 18
Simple Solution: Blast Gangnam Style back at your neighbors 24/7. They'll lose their Christmas spirit in a hurry. Edit: Damn you 4 and your wizardry
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fightingkittens 39
Well Jesus, man. Get with the program for all that's holy.
Shadow_Phantom 26
I think OP would be upset no matter what type of music it was.
Girreth 7
At least it isn't Nickelback.
Pleonasm 36
If it was the imperial march then it would allllll be ok, right?
sens3sfailing 25
wonder what would happen if they blasted hanneka music 24/7...
sugarshane007 20
Yes 19!!! No one should suffer through that!
lilhellian 27
Ok doesn't matter if Op is into it or not! The police are legally required to take action as it violates Op's rights not to have Music blasted like this..
LaLince 40
How true
chell1894 13
Yeah I mean what if OPs Jewish? Or maybe op celebrates Kwanzaa
Meettitan 14
There is no Christmas spirit whilst trying to fall asleep.
gman90210 18
I'm tired of all these people trying take away our rights. You can't have large or extra large soda pop. You can't have guns cause guns kill people not the people haring them barbq is bad for you cause the char causes cancer. You can't smoke outside in wide open airy places cause others will get cancer never mind the pollutants in the air already or in the water that contains drugs and other junk
Girreth 7
Yeah 84, way to show 'em! How dare they care about our health and safety? **** that shit! Down with health standards!
Lkitteh 5
omfg agreed but OP mught just not like the fact that his neighbour is playing loud music..
savage93 11
Yea get in the spirit fuking Grinch. Sorry for cussing!
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Revenge. Loudly play gangnum style. That might eventually stop them
ProfessionalTrol_fml 14
Then they would accept that as a challenge and shit would go down
sens3sfailing 25
there would always be that one neighbor who would be outolside dansing his 40 year old, white ass off to it ass well...poorly I might add...
xXxSCREAMxXx 3
33- I didn't understand your comment at all..
RvidxrKlvn 8
I did. It's not rocket science despite him having the spelling abilities of an autistic rhino.
FalaFala 8
Gangnam*
sens3sfailing 25
37-small keyboard and my large thumbs make it difficult to type with precision. I try my best and fix all the mistakes I see. everyone misses some, I see no reason as to why you had to bring in a mental handicap to try and insult me with it. that is just ignorant.
Bibliovore 26
#4, that's tempting, but imagine how much worse it would become for all of the OTHER neighbors -- at any rate, I assume OP and the radio source aren't the only ones in earshot of all this. (Of course, now I'm imagining a whole neighborhood all blasting music at the top of their speakers' voices, and every person in the area wearing earplugs and noise-cancelling headphones until December 26.)
lilhellian 27
Only until december 26th?! What world do you live in?! Here is the playlist: Justin Beiber, Knickleback, Some deathmetal seeing as most people are not fans of it..
AlexRen 21
Or destroy the whole block
zingline89 18
Simple Solution: Blast Gangnam Style back at your neighbors 24/7. They'll lose their Christmas spirit in a hurry. Edit: Damn you 4 and your wizardry
lilhellian 27
Nothing like a good ol' fashion music war.. Just buy concert speakers, earplugs, and some knickleback songs. There can only one winner..
smartman136 8
Knickelback? Is that the jewish nickelback
LouisianaBob 9
I suggest music that is bass heavy and sub-woofers so that you won't have to win the war of volume.
chrisbeaudoin 26
42, nickelback* i would actually love for my neighbours to blast nickelback all day long i'd be 110% fine with it
Emma1562 35
Same I only listen to nickelback and am currently listening to it right now ?
Jeffo193 13
Did you try asking your neighbour to turn the volume down or turn it off at night before going to the police?
durkagihad 12
Since when does the grinch call the cops
Bibliovore 26
#7 -- When the Grinch has to hear the same songs over and over, all day and all night, and it's keeping him awake, and he's asked the neighbors to turn it down/off (well, maybe) and the neighbors didn't? That this is Christmas music doesn't really change the nature of the problem, except to imply there are a smaller number of songs that are therefore repeating more often.
ApollosMyth 22
44, I doubt they would keep the music on all night, because wouldn't that interupt their own sleep?
Arch27 27
Could also be possible that the OP is not religious and the neighbor is playing only religious music.
Bibliovore 26
#49, "loudly plays Christmas music 24/7" says it's happening 24 hours per day, 7 days a week, which would indeed entail overnight. Maybe the neighbor is somewhat deaf, or wears earplugs overnight, or forgot to turn it off before leaving on Christmas vacation and isn't even home to hear it.
WcED 8
go shove your foot up their ass
redbluegreen 41
Dress up like Santa and take all their Christmas decorations. It's foolproof! But you might want to nix using your dog as a reindeer. Animal cruelty and stuff.
redbluegreen 41
More like October.
Callmesam 10
Start blasting back either "Nightmare before Christmas" or "hanukkah music". Seriously, Dreidle song would get on anyone's nerves. They protest tell them to "Get in the holiday spirit!" and threaten that you feel discriminated against.