Today, my fiancé of two years told me he was bored of me and he'd just prolonged the engagement to see if anyone more interesting would come along in the mean time. He was upset because no one did. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex, who I'm still love with, told me he's engaged. We weren't together for long because he didn't want a committed relationship. Guess it was just me. FML
Today, my fiancé dumped me because he claimed he needed to "focus on his career and his engagement." When I asked him how dumping me would help with his engagement, he immediately replied with, "No, I mean my other one." FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, my fiancé called off our engagement because I told him, "I've had fun, now I want to settle down in life." According to him, our marriage should be our fun. I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, mortgages and babies are such fun. Idiot. FML
Today, my fiancé seriously used the war in Israel/Palestine to call off our engagement. We had different opinions, so he asked for the ring back and stormed out of our apartment. Turns out, he used this as a ticket out because he was seeing someone else and didn’t “wanna hurt my feelings” by confessing. FML
Today, I found out my ex just got engaged to a girl he met 3 months ago, shortly before he ended our 5 year relationship. His reason for breaking up was that he didn't believe in marriage and couldn't be with someone who wanted to get married. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend of four years proposed to me and I said yes. A few hours later, I found out he's been talking to multiple other girls for about three months. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me that he sees no future with me. It's alright though, because he says we can still "coast along" until he meets someone else. FML
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Top comments
ashleyirene 0
Well that obviously means you were more interesting than any other girl he met. He's an idiot, don't marry him. He needs to grow up. Who does that?
dudewithface 0
piss on his face
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Comments (186)
ashleyirene 0
Well that obviously means you were more interesting than any other girl he met. He's an idiot, don't marry him. He needs to grow up. Who does that?
CookieMonstr19 0
Why were u guys engaged for 2years?!?!
dudewithface 0
piss on his face
gators1995 30
Lol
blobxmaster13 0
i agree with #2
Otto12 0
I second that
CookieMonstr19 0
I third that!!
kk3211 0
wow, I'm surprised you stayed with him after he said he's bored with you
kk3211 0
wow, I'm surprised you stayed with him after he said he's bored with you
Eastcoastballerz 0
Well, are you boring?
robbietherabbit 0
i think a two year engagement should've given you a clue
CookieMonstr19 0
I agree!
plexico 4
I've stayed 13 years with my wife for the same reason! And I wouldn't be surprised if that was also the reason she stays with me! ;)
Sum_it 0
perhaps that's his way of expressing how much he cares for you. I mean, we all are "in the market" no matter who we are with b/c everyone keeps themselves open to some degree. And this guy just wanted you to know how special you were.
Morgana666 6
being loyal and actually acting like a husband as he is going to be soon is a much better way of expressing how much he cares. I sure hope she dumped his dumb ass. He is making excuses go get out of the relationship.
TotallyBrit 0
You're both fools for still being together!!