Today, my husband returned from a 6-week business trip. During that time, I put myself on a very strict diet/exercise regimen so I could surprise him with a hefty weight loss. He took one look at me and demanded to know who I was fucking on the side. Yeah, because that’s the only reason I lost weight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my husband was having an affair with his coworker. When I had a talk with him about it, his response in all seriousness was, “Lose that weight that you didn’t have before and I’ll stop fucking her.” I’d gained weight giving birth to our first child. FML
Today, I found out that my husband thinks I'm fat when I caught him slipping diet pills into my morning smoothie. FML
Today, after months of getting shockingly more action from my girlfriend then at any point in our last 6 months together, I found out I’m getting more because she cut back on her formerly unmentioned husband’s “access.” Apparently, he refuses to lose weight. FML
Today, after having lost 11 pounds following my pregnancy, I felt sexy and put on a cute outfit for my husband. When he walked into the bedroom, he ended up passing me three times, and then went to bed without a word. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is attracted to obese, unhealthy women after celebrating my weight loss of 175lbs and improving my overall health. FML
Today, I officially completed my weight loss journey, only for my wife, who'd previously threatened to divorce me if I didn't lose weight, to tell me that she realized she liked me better when I was fat and that "you don't know what you have until it's gone." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend after not seeing him for 7 months. During this time, I have lost a lot of weight and am proud of it. My boyfriend didn't say anything about the lost weight. When we were alone and things started to heat up, he took off my bra and said, "I think your tits are smaller." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I started our diet. After a long day of being held accountable for every calorie I ate, I went home to sneak a snack. My boyfriend came over to surprise me, and found me on the couch shoveling left-over Indian food into my mouth. FML
Today, my partner has been losing weight to get slimmer and took a picture of the scale. He posted it onto his Facebook and tagged me in it. After two hours we got messages from his family to look in the reflection of the glass on the scale and I was nude in the background. Thanks, Hun! FML
Today, when my mother-in-law told me I was losing weight, my husband started laughing. FML
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kitten79TX 5
He's cheating. If his FIRST assumption about you wanting to better yourself is because you MUST be cheating....it's a sign he's cheating. Cheaters are paranoid that their partners are cheating. Start nosing around, look at his phone, emails, texts, phone records, etc. it's there somewhere, you just have to find it.
RichardPencil 32
Why would he think it would just be one guy? You could be banging a whole bunch of dudes!
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kitten79TX 5
He's cheating. If his FIRST assumption about you wanting to better yourself is because you MUST be cheating....it's a sign he's cheating. Cheaters are paranoid that their partners are cheating. Start nosing around, look at his phone, emails, texts, phone records, etc. it's there somewhere, you just have to find it.
RichardPencil 32
Why would he think it would just be one guy? You could be banging a whole bunch of dudes!
missedhighfivemakessad 4
He’s around 170-200 I’m assuming? Let go of the extra weight.
Hangryko 32
Dump the manchild.