Today, I thought it would be funny to tickle my daughter's foot, which she hates. One bloody nose, multiple scratches and 4 toe-shaped bruises later, she's the one laughing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 5 year old daughter thought it would be funny to wake me up by tickling my toes. I guess one of my reflexes acted out because I kicked her right in the face. FML
Today, after being fed up with my sarcastic, mouthy daughter, I decided to remove her TV from her room. I dropped it on my foot and broke two toes. She promptly said, "That's what you get." FML
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house, and she was tickling me. It got a bit rough, and she fell out of bed and hit the floor. Her parents, thinking we'd been fighting, burst into the room to see her holding her bloody nose. She didn't say anything while her dad kicked my ass. FML
Today, I did my old "toe-touch" cheerleading move to try to impress my 5-year-old daughter. When I landed, I broke my toe. FML
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was getting a pedicure, and they used some sort of scrubby thing that really tickled my feet. When I couldn't take it any more, I accidentally kicked the lady who was doing my nails in the face. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter got royally annoyed at my uncle who won't stop surprise tickling her by poking her waist. When he went for another, she punched him square on the nose, making him a laughing stock. Not accepting that he got owned, he started preaching about child discipline to me. FML
Today, my six-month-old daughter decided to explore my nose, and before I could stop her she shoved her thumb deep in there. She thought it was hilarious when blood started gushing down my shirt. My nose is agony to touch and I still had to clean her up first. FML
Today, I discovered my boyfriend is incredibly ticklish on the bottom of his feet. Trying to be a bit flirty, I slowly slid two fingers down his calf and mockingly tickled his feet. He reacted by inadvertently elbowing me in the nose, nearly breaking it. FML
Today, instead of kissing my child's boo-boo on her finger to make it feel better, I accidentally headbutted her. FML
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1O 0
This one all on you OP lol. if your son said he hated getting kicked in the balls would you still do it?
sammi955 0
ydi. if you know she hates it why do it?
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Comments (112)
MikieLem 0
haha
gucci_queen7123 0
u shouldnt have done that lol
UnluckyChicka 0
I'd be the daughter screaming ;D haha, I'm so ticklish :)
RaineLee 5
So she got the last laugh.
HollyoaksFan93 9
@50 Me too xD I wouldve hated it but i wouldnt of given someone a bloody nose.... I wouldve asked them to stop and if they didnt THEN given them one xD
esu 5
sounds like fun
whyisblue 0
where u tickle her? giggity
Lumenoire 0
Apperantly, the kid's foot.
volgin95 1
what happened to the fifth toe?
krushr 3
That'll learn you!
Horde 8
*teach
ImaWiseGuy 5
some lessons in life hurt, but you already know this.....
DocBastard 40
Heybuddy2344, with all due respect it should be "teach", not "learn". Using "learn" in that situation is nothing more than slang typical of the southern United States. My advice to you would be not to use Urban Dictionary as a reference source, especially for anything having to do with grammar. My other advice would not to tell people to shut the **** up when you're wrong.
awardZu 0
I'm sure it was meant to be funny, I jokingly say it all the time just to take a jab at my grammar nazi wife. Being from the south, I can also say the following. We know it's not the 'proper' way to say things when we use 'southern words', we just don't care it others don't like it.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Did his comment get edited? I ask because I don't see where he told anyone to shut the **** up.
aardvarkish 17
12 & 105, It's an old hill billy expression. It's funny. Being a grammar nazi on this one only advertises your own ignorance.
DivineGarden 0
If we want to express our southern slang we sure as hell can :)
1O 0
This one all on you OP lol. if your son said he hated getting kicked in the balls would you still do it?
erikaa1123 4
it's Op's daughter. not son.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
erikaa1123 I'm sure he knows that. He was just making a point about how stupid it is for the OP to deliberately do something he knows his child hates.
peaceloveride 0
what does op mean
Rapt0rJesus 0
OP stands for Otter Penis, there.
BloodyButUnbowed 32
Well, "stupid" is one word for it. "Cruel" is another.
sammi955 0
ydi. if you know she hates it why do it?
emagenasian 0
because it's fun until someone gets hurt :D
sappy0 5
#4, my thoughts exactly! If you're stupid enough to do to someone something they hate, expect them to retaliate without prejudice! DUH!!! YDI!!
BloodyButUnbowed 32
He told us why: he thought it would be funny. That's the excuse of most bullies. I feel bad for this kid.
thepersonyouknow 9
ydi for tickling her foot
TrueStory22 0
People getting what they deserve is also my tickle spot.
ouchthatsux 0
*cough* foot fetish.
RunnerDudeTyler 0
I have one!!
Rapt0rJesus 0
*cough, cough* Moron *cough*
Nimmrodel 11
I hate my feet my being tickled and I feel what she did is totally justified. :p
TrueStory22 0
People getting what the deserve is also my tickle spot.
Quasar55_fml 18
LoL ! Don't tell you didn't see it coming :D