Today, my family and I went over to our new neighbors' house, to sing a carol and say hello. The only response we got was a door slammed in our faces. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a group of carolers was coming up my street, so I went out in the cold to wait for them. When they finally arrived, I waved and greeted them. They huddled up discussing something while pointing at me, then skipped my house. FML
Today, I met my new neighbors when they backed into my parked car. FML
Today, my new neighbors moved in across the street. Also today, they began to park at the end of my driveway. Not used to a car being there, I backed out and promptly hit it. Welcome to the neighborhood. FML
Today, I went over to my friend's house. Her 5 year-old son answered the door and when he saw me said, "Oh great, it's YOU!" and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, I went caroling with some family friends. We got pelted with oranges. FML
Today, some new people moved into the house next door to mine. The previous occupants were very loud and obnoxious day in and day out, so I was looking forward to some sanity. When I went outside, I noticed they'd parked their cars on my lawn. FML
Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML
Today, my new neighbours came over to introduce themselves. I opened the door to see my ex-husband, with a horrified look on his face, and his girlfriend. FML
Today, I moved into my new house. I went over to my neighbors' house to introduce myself. As they opened the door I saw a telescope pointed at my house. FML
Today, I went to a nursing home to sing Christmas carols to the elderly. They threw their bananas at me. FML
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Top comments
ronton 4
Well caroling is pretty annoying! Maybe they didn't like your harmonies.
every1luvsboners 11
No one wants to hear you sing, but they'll listen if you give them a couple beers and a pizza.
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Comments (243)
xSorry_fml 10
I love Christmas with all my heart and I hate Christmas songs even more than that. I already have a basket of oranges next to my front door.
thesockbunny 5
Maybe they're Jewish
ZDK5498 6
that's kind of annoying but, I would have have been nice and stood there be patient until you leave... your new neighbors are dicks who now made a bad first impression on you... in the future dont let them borrow anything from you.. that's what those ******* get for being jerks....
Cleo_Nemo_ 9
Wow, you suck that bad? It's a f there life for having you waste their time.
mattorama 15
News flash: Carolers are annoying, go away.
lalaland05 0
That's a waste of time
baden18830 5
lol maybe they were enjoying Xmas with some special alone time you interrupted!
FarSide 23
Or perhaps they were enjoying CHRISTmas with some special alone time when interrupted.
creedaddict 9
Sorry but I would of done the same caroling is so annoying ydi for greeting ur new neighbors like that
Turock27 7
It could be worse. You ever seen the adam's family?
Entheatus 13
Whenever I've gone out caroling I always ask before going ahead and singing. Some people enjoy the cheer but other people highly dislike it. Basic consideration, kiddies!