mastermind
Today, I can add "Ferrari" to the long list of cars I’ve almost been hit by. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
it'sabitwindy
United States
Today, I added "a road sign" to my ever-growing list of "Things which have hit my car as a result of the wind." FML
Mark
United States
Today, a car backed into mine. I thought that was pretty bad, until another car backed into me right after I'd finished taking the first guy's info. FML
A.
United States
Today, out of all the cars in the parking lot, mine got struck by lightning. FML
fmbadluck
Santo Domingo, Dominican Republic
Drive
Today, I set a new record: two fender benders in less than 10 minutes. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
Newny Cooper
Roselle, United States
Don't look back in anger
Today, I saw a Tesla truck in my rear-view mirror and thought, "Oh, look how cool the front looks!" Five seconds later it rear-ended me. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Bad day, huh?
Today, I had a Tesla nearly run me off the road. Then after I parked, I crossed the street at a crosswalk. A car stopped for me, rolled his window down, then yelled at me for wearing a black raincoat. Mean people make me want to be mean to everyone. FML
Anonymous
Romania
Careless and carefree
Today, when I crossed the street, I almost died because of a careless driver, but when I crossed it again on my way back, I got hit by a bicycle. FML
Yougotmail
The Brian Harvey
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Karaline45
Today, I bought a new car. Twenty-five minutes into driving it home, I hit a deer. FML
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TCRII 30
If a Ferrari hits you, that is a big insurance settlement. Next time put a little more effort into it.
jbuckets_404 39
Sounds like your own driving skills just might be in need of some improvement if other cars keep getting too close to you in yours. Just sayin'....
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TCRII 30
If a Ferrari hits you, that is a big insurance settlement. Next time put a little more effort into it.
jbuckets_404 39
But that assumes that the owner hasn't let the insurance policy lapse and that it's not a hit-n-run with a successful getaway esp. by a car thief ie, you know whose car hit you.... Otherwise, OP is SOL. Also, chronic pain & life-long disabilities tend to ruin one's quality & enjoyment of life. I prefer to be "poor," but healthy myself with fully-working, pain-free body parts.
jbuckets_404 39
Sounds like your own driving skills just might be in need of some improvement if other cars keep getting too close to you in yours. Just sayin'....
XUDT72 24
Almost only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades. No one cares...
RichardPencil 32
Pedestrianing can be a bitch! They ought to give classes.
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is why jaywalking is an infraction. Or a misdemeanour. Or whichever one it is. Plus, I guess this doesn't count if you're a Limey. Always look both ways before crossing the street/use a designated crossing, or that Ferrari could be replaced by something shitty like a Jetta, and the humiliation of being hit by one of those will hurt far more than the injuries sustained from the accident.
twin 18
At some point you have to ask yourself why you have almost been hit by a list of cars.
404wan 19
Looks like someone needs to learn to look both ways before crossing the road.
jkjorn 18
You must be driving a Dodge!
shannon2348 14
If it's a long list on going to assume it's your fault. ydi