Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Tripping
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
What the hell is going on in your family?!?
chrisb357 5
Is his name Oedipus?
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Comments (291)
AnEvilLemon 9
And, the contestants for the award for Worst Mother on the Planet just got another one.
hely09 4
I completely understand you, I am going thru the same situation and I do have 2 kids with my ex, who just got engaged to my own mother!
SamCat 21
ugh that sucks so much. i'm very sorry for what you are going through. That assh*le will be paying for a lot of kids therapy. fyl
SammieDarling 6
Well at least we know who's getting custody there...
nicole86 8
Your Mom is a back stabbing bitch
brianjman14 23
This scenario seems likely.
GaurdGirl 5
Really sorry OP but your mom could be the new Evelyn Harper. And if you had kids, I hope they're at least 9 or 10 cuze that'll get confusing
SamCat 21
Everyone assumed the ex married her mom. Hey it's FML, he could have married her dad instead.
laurenobrien 4
Maybe mom likes sloppy seconds?
harbqll 0
That's awesome. I guess your mother is both cooler and hotter than you, at the same time!
heyU70 0
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THE_A_TEEN 28
Try harder, dumbass...
nsmy96 4
Small world... Eehhh