Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Tripping
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
What the hell is going on in your family?!?
chrisb357 5
Is his name Oedipus?
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Comments (291)
eilef 2
Just when I thought I heard it all...
cassidy0922 6
And to think, you had sex with your dad. Ew!! Is your mom a cougar?
xXxIracebethxXx 14
163 - The **** you going on about? If they had kids, the kids will just call them mom and dad.
BetterThanYours1 0
That's ****** up
The_Hitdude 12
xXxIracebethxXx mad! xXxIracebethxXx smash 163 for asking a COMPLETELY LOGICAL ******* QUESTION. Get the flag pole out of your ass, then come back onto this site.
groupleader 7
Paddle faster, I hear banjo music. Hey, at least family reunions won't be too awkward, you'll know everyone AND maybe you can hook up with a familiar face.
Alanber92 5
I can imagine! As for family gatherings, they would be really awkward, but would still have to hate missing out on them because if this
Marcella1016 32
174 - 163 was talking about if OP had kids with the ex-husband. Their grandmother would now be their stepmom, and their dad would now be their stepgrandad. Read and attempt to understand the comment before you blather about "not giving a ****" or whatever the hell you went on about in your profile. Good day. I think you need one, along with a chill pill.
LadyJoker21 0
I AGREE
LadyJoker21 0
That's nasty af