Today, I took multiple pictures of my blanket and pillow pet, trying to get the "perfect pose" so I could post it on Facebook with a cheesy joke. I'm 30. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie with my dog. Right as I hit the button, he sneezed on my face. Now I have an unexpected "glamour shot" that captures him mid-sneeze and me looking horrified, and I'm somehow still tempted to post it. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I put on makeup for a picture. My Facebook profile picture. That's how much of a life I actually have. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I put on a new outfit, took a bunch of selfies, and posted the best one to Instagram. Ten minutes later, my grandma commented, “You look tired. Are you eating enough?” FML
Today, I deliberately snapped a pic of myself and edited it to add to my story, in order to make my ex think I have a life on a Saturday night. FML
Today, I was on the toilet, when my Mom thought it would be a fun idea to barge in, take a picture of me, post it on Facebook, and tag me. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, my boyfriend looked so unhappy in a photo we took that I downloaded an editing app, and edited the photo to make it look like he was smiling before posting it. FML
Today, I uploaded a cute photo of my boyfriend and me on Facebook. Ten minutes later, his friend commented: "Dude! You're supposed to capture the Snorlax, not date it!" FML
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Top comments
Lothem 4
What was the joke?
McNikk 15
You're still not half as bad as those people who do those duck faces.
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Comments (92)
Lothem 4
What was the joke?
_GoodGuy 11
Possibly "I won't cry for you, My Mascara is too expensive."
pokemonchick14 12
6.... Why would that be the joke?
_GoodGuy 11
Bad comment day, I suppose. I wasn't sure what to post.
yankfan89 27
That OP is 30 and has a pillow pet.
SmallyBigs 9
Don't knock it. Pillow pets are awesome. All the comfort of a pillow with the fun of a stuffed animal. 2 birds, one stone
NurseJonathan 9
The joke was that it wasn't a cheesy joke. It was a Monterey Jack joke.
sheethapins 13
Ok, a pillow pet and a blanket walk into a bar...
NurseJonathan 9
The blanket starts eating pretzels while the Pillow Pet drinks water. So then the blanket offers the Pillow Pet a pretzel, and the Pillow Pet says, "No thanks, I'm stuffed!"
roxxyfoxxy3 25
The photo....I presume.
yeti37 16
Lets see what develops...
wldd0g 9
Op needs to go on a vacation and get some photos worth having.
xSunnyOlivia 17
12- Not everyone has money for vacation.
TheDrifter 24
Not all vacations are expensive. There is something cool to do within an hour of where most people live. And if you have a friend with an econobox of a car, gas will be cheap, and you won't have to try to thumb a ride.
pmadNess 16
OP can just try walking outside. A lot to photograph right outside one's own door!
notforbirds 9
#34 If your ride makes you thumb them, it isn't worth it.
LaughinStock 16
Do you have a fedora too?
Kamibu 12
Fedoras are classy. Unless they're furry and on a PUA. But that goes for most things.
Shenanigans9 8
If we lived in the 50's they would be.
Kamibu 12
If you can look at Matt Bomer as Neal Caffrey in White Collar and tell me that fedoras can't be both classy and modern, you sir, lack taste. Though I'm confused as to why laughinstock brought up fedoras to begin with.
TimeDisposalEngi 14
Fedoras are so not classy.
The_Thinker 18
That depends on your interpretation of "classy".
gc327072 31
I have a fedora. I only wear it when the situation is right. Also, you have to have the full, Indiana Jones-type Fedora, not those girly short-brimmed ones.
roxxyfoxxy3 25
Fedoras are classy. As Long as they ARNT the Girly ones. I have a black one sitting next to my door. I usually wear it. Must say, I've gotten quite a few compliments. Fedoras are sexy. Much like bow-ties... ...ahh doctor who...
emeraldisle 30
Facebook is serious business.
twaumat 28
heck yes! people lost jobs man!
cb1002630 11
As long as you weren't posing with your bed furnishings, it's not quite as bad.
coolboy675 16
Let me guess, you tried to make your pet dress like Superman.
misspennycakes 7
No
lonewolf621 17
I guess you were the joke?
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
wow kind of harsh ... at least there are interesting, unique people out there to keep our world interesting.
McNikk 15
You're still not half as bad as those people who do those duck faces.
Ki11erC 18
Truer words were never spoken.
trivel64 16
Been there, done that.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
ya I agree. we all do "out there" stuff every once in a while. its just being goofy.
Kamibu 12
I got disproportionately upset when my puppy got a hold of my penguin PillowPet (Prince Wesley Snugglebottom the Third). But was the joke cheesy like, so-bad-it's-good, or cheesy like, so-bad-it's-depressing? Because that's what counts. And also, your PillowPet did not get deflowered and destuffed by a small dog in heat. That counts too.