ladylarni
Australia
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Guy
O Fallon, United States
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
xkal174
United States
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Stephie2009
United States
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Anonymous
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Blank
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
Tripping
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
natattack
Temple, United States
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
eyerollplease
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
stepsister
United States
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
uetlqdja
United States
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Anonymous
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Top comments
MonsterCommenter 4
What the hell is going on in your family?!?
chrisb357 5
Is his name Oedipus?
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Comments (291)
Meowqins 4
Ouch, this really sucks. Feel sorry for you.
newdals 2
Thats jes nasty quagmire...
tarabelle 7
That is just wrong on so many levels...sorry OP :(
Ruffclue 9
i was gonna write that tooo.
Xxlaurahatakexx 9
I'd hate your mother if I were you
livvyluvlaf 8
What terrible people. Your family reunions and holdays will be extremely awkward
ninjadinos 14
Kill em. Just kill em all.
fmlllqueenn 0
Hahahahahaha
jarlaxle1138 3
Good album.
Enslaved 38
What a mother ******!
charlotte69er 7
Oh the sanity
emba_fml 13
what the **** are you trying to say?
The_Hitdude 12
^^Don't think about it too much. 85% of her comments are incessant shit anyway, so I've tried (and failed multiple times) to ignore it. I suggest you do too, just to save yourself the headache. ;)
bertman21 5
Lmfao wow sorry op your better off without him. Hopefully you didn't have kids with him. Your kids would be calling her grandma and mom lmao
DracoSpirita 21
I think you got your genders confused?
bertman21 5
No Ops mom is going to be ops kids new mom if op has kids so grandma/mother
OhLohd111 11
No, he meant OP's mom would be mom and grandma. Edit: sorry, we commented at the same time Dx
bertman21 5
Yea that's what I meant something like that. Either way it's effed up
benhd1 14
I don't think you've ever had a step mother/ father, you don't generally call them mum or dad My half sister calls my father by his first name My mum calls her fathers wife by her first name, as do I as she isn't really my nan I don't have a step mother or father but many of my friends do and that's what they do.
cberika 2
Seriously?
perdix 31
The cool thing is that when your mom gets old and haggard, you'll be the age she was when your ex had the hots for her. Let me be the first to congratulate you on your future remarriage. (PS, if you have a daughter, put her up for adoption on the other side of the world.)