Today, a couple stopped me on the beach to take a picture of them kissing in front of the sunset. I agreed feeling generous, until they continued making out after the picture was taken, leaving me standing there awkwardly with their camera. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I asked a woman to take a picture of me and my girlfriend kissing on the beach. When I looked up, the woman and my phone were gone. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was looking at my wedding photos. The photographer moved onto the "candid" shots and thought it would be cute to have pics of us making out at the reception. I have blonde hair. The girl in the picture did not. FML
Today, after some cajoling, I finally posed naked for my long-term partner and his Polaroid camera. After saying he would cherish the intimate snapshots forever, he almost immediately forgot them on a crowded bus. FML
Today, after a romantic dinner, movie, and stroll in the park, we had our first kiss. It would have been perfect, had a passerby not thrown rubbish at us for "unnecessary public display of affection." FML
Today, I was walking when a man pointed a camera at me. I got bitchy about it, and said "Did I say you could take a picture?" He replied with, "No, but can you get the fuck out of the way so I can take one of my wife and kids?" I turned around, and they were right behind me. FML
Today, I tried to take a cute selfie in front of a café window. I didn’t realize there were people inside, specifically the café staff, who were watching see me posing, pouting, and flipping my hair for a full two minutes. When I finally realised they were there, they gave me the thumbs up while imitating my poses. FML
Today, I went in for a hug with my friend, but she leaned in for a kiss on the cheek at the same time. What followed was a full-on awkward face collision where I ended up kissing her on the lips. We both stood there, staring at each other before I muttered, “Sorry, gross." She really took it personally. FML
Today, I was walking along a crowded pier when I stopped to read a sign next to an oddly placed bush. Not even two seconds later, a man popped out of the bush and made me wet myself. People were filming it. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
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Top comments
abhi95 31
You should started walking away with the camera.. That would have caught their attention!
Lunantic 6
That's when you start getting into it and take more pictures. "Good, keep going. More tongue."
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Comments (101)
monkeyy100 15
LOLOL just walk away.... xD
CrysisAverted 5
Yell "Shark"!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
SandShark!! Where is he these days??
Neyuu 18
He now makes appearances on YouTube videos. His stage name is landshark. Or Jenna Marbles.
annihil8or 15
Or yell "landshark", as in the beer.
yoyoforpeace 14
OP should've continued taking pictures...or perhaps a video...
kamikrazy 6
Or maybe OP was being pranked by just for laughs?
tjv3 10
Should have kept taking pics who knows where that would have ended up
abhi95 31
You should started walking away with the camera.. That would have caught their attention!
a1f0sff 25
Or maybe the op taking pictures of him/herself. It wouldn't catch the kissers attention right then but it would later!
wldd0g 9
Photo bombing at its finest. Or perhaps you keep taking pictures. Get a few close shots, then some farther away shots, then.... Then.... You get into the spirit yourself and start telling him to grab her ass, and for her to bite his neck. Really become the **** director you know you have in you.
TomPusslicker 21
I was one the fence between ideas, 48 had one, and the other was 3's idea enhanced. Walk away with the camera, mumbling audibly about masturbating to [these] later.
NurseJonathan 9
No. Pull an Impractical Jokers moment and pull out your pants to take a picture of your junk.
PrinceDarko 13
I would just leave the camera next to them and quietly walk away
Alycat6363 15
But then the camera could get sand in it. I've broken a couple cameras due to sand.
SmokeyPlague 12
wooo first ydi shouldn't of done it
ThatOneDrummer 8
Would have been a simple solution to this problem.
SirTiggerEsq 16
That was your chance to take increasingly more awkward selfies on their camera. Who doesn't want a photo of a stranger licking the lens?
tygerarmy 35
Awkward self photos and awkward close ups of them making out. Zoom in on tongues.
ladyLALAA 29
If random people ask me to take a picture on an iPhone I always quickly put it on reverse camera then take a stupid selfie...
annihil8or 15
Why on an iPhone? You can do that on any smartphone camera.
finnrambo 13
Not all have selfie cameras :mindblown: and because he has an iPhone. also quiet down I put no effort into sentence structure
bombroot 9
You sir Made my entire week Thank you :D
Lunantic 6
That's when you start getting into it and take more pictures. "Good, keep going. More tongue."
capt_awesome1 11
You're a tiger, work it. More ferocious!
Ugi 27
That's it - start directing it like **** flick!
goreajek 13
I would've ran away with their camera. xD
SomeRandomGuy15 18
Aaaaand then you'd be a criminal. Hope you're fast enough to also run away from the cops!
Donnie_Murray 8
Stupid person.
melbournearsenal 18
Just leave their camera there and walk off !
perdix 31
You don't know the etiquette down here in Florida. In such a situation, it's polite if you start masturbating quietly to show your approval of the amorous couple. It's like a thumbs-up, so to speak.
ThePsyche 9
Also, OP could also spend the free time taking a multitude of selfies on the couple's camera.