Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Tripping
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
What the hell is going on in your family?!?
chrisb357 5
Is his name Oedipus?
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Comments (291)
flashback.miss 28
Ugh, sick. wtf
duhhduhh 0
Talk about keep it in the family!
Jdubbs_14 0
These family tree things **** up my mind... :'(
lunax_fml 14
ew. ew. ew. ew. FYL. That... is just terrible. I'm so sorry for how shitty your life is.
PiXiq111 11
*sees ex husband* "Hey Honey!"..."I mean... Daddy...? Uhmmm..." *walks away akwardly*
immaMonsta 8
That's actually pretty disgusting and disrespectful on both their parts. And your mom...wow. Doesn't she know the girl code?
welsea28 6
Hell Naw!!!! Sorry ...OPP
PiXiq111 11
Clearly not... And the ex apparently has mommy issues! I mean... He went from the newer, younger version to the wrinkly, older version...
RedPillSucks 33
Might not be wrinkly if OPs mom had her young.
kimmi41509 10
The Jerry springer show is waiting for you.
FlamingTacos 7
So you had sex with your dad then?
PiXiq111 11
That just sounds so wrong!! OP must be feeling good about herself right now...