Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Tripping
Today, my new step-dad proposed to my mom during a family trip to Wal-Mart. FML
Today, I officially became a divorced marriage counselor. FML
Today, after recently celebrating our third wedding anniversary, my husband and I watched my mom and his dad say, "I do." I'm now married to my step-brother. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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MonsterCommenter 4
What the hell is going on in your family?!?
chrisb357 5
Is his name Oedipus?
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Comments (291)
christyxbee 15
Holy Shit! Thats got to be awkward! My sympathies for you!
ddeathbombb 5
Who married him brother or sister
DarkSanster 7
Sister, because my sister's husband is my step father.
dogluver900 2
Op's mother married him not her brother or sister
brandicela 6
Mother....
chelseaaababyyy 17
125 - i'm gonna take a wild guess and say 34s comment was sarcasm.
kelseygoesrawr 8
Your mother should be ashamed of herself. It's one thing to go after a younger guy, but your daughter's ex-husband? What kind of fuckery is that?
rattusrattus 19
Elite-level family-based fuckery.
perdix 31
The OP could have married a much older man in the first place, and her mom was more age-appropriate. Still gross for other reasons.
EliseLuvsYew 0
That must be awkward.
memob123 0
For real?
thephoenixlament 10
You don't say
DarkSanster 7
I hope the reason why he became your ex-husband wasn't because he was seeing your mom.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
MzEvryday90 0
Exactly what I was thinking!!! Maybe they were on the show before :p
OHai15 12
( . Y . ) now where are my Jerry beads???!
br0ccoli 15
I guess all those times you were having sex with him, he was thinking of having sex with your mom? Gross.
Heinousness 0
AWKWARD!!!
WtfLoser 13
Kk I had to come back and tell you to chin up... :( Sorry OP, this must really be hard on you, imagine family reunions or something.. Oh gosh. But know what.. If it didn't work out with you and that sick guy, then it wont work with your mother, either.. Assuming your mother is AT LEAST two decades older than him... So dont worry, everything happens for a reason and you'll find someone great, chin up. wish you all the best.
Miles_Left 1
Well I guess I wouldn't exactly say that cause I mean I know somebody who's twenty years younger then their husband and they've been together for roughly 20+ years
Alanber92 5
That would be a funny thought, if one were to think back... Oh yeah, I was already practically an adult before you were born! Let us get married anyway!
emmagillespie24 11
How old is he!!! Family reunions are probably really awkward now...