Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my ex-husband officially became my stepdad. FML
Love is strange
Today, I learned that, just like in the movies, your ex-boyfriend can eventually wind up being your stepfather. FML
Today, my mother got remarried. I am now officially older than my step-father. FML
Today, the man who fired me from my job became my stepfather. FML
New relations
Today, I found out my newly-divorced father is now going to marry my girlfriend's mother. Tough situation here. FML
Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
WTF Mom?
Today, I found out my little sister is marrying my ex, and that my mother set them up. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
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DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
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Mpsteve13 7
marry your mom
yolie_fml 0
Zing!
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
it's like my family, except my ex had a sex change and is now my step dad
Horde 8
Your dad will legally call you '************' :]
Thin_Ice_fml 0
Run far away. very far away.
FMLephant 2
Go Dad!!!
untoward 0
milf
millionaire93 0
hahahaha. jerry! Jerry! Jerry!
jewban 3
maury maury maury!
hannah1203 2
Think about the bright side, you can have threesomes.
ChampionKO 6
r u a mountain king? lol
FarSide 23
I smell incest.
Lonlyboysh 0
Now THAT is something FML-able
princess711 0
^ win xD
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
Awkward………
vivienmleigh 0
Isn't that lovely.
Mpsteve13 7
your hot
vivienmleigh 0
Haha. Cheers! x
KennKenn 0
Is it safe to take pictures like that? Or even posting them on the internet.
Mpsteve13 7
who cares
alliewillie 22
do you not feel like a ***** posting pictures of yourself only in panties? that's so tacky, it's like a cry for help. did your daddy not hug you enough as a little girl?
H3ALTHFR3AK 0
ur dads an asshole
Twisted107 4
that's going to be a living hell
qwerty8788 4
op, spell properly. gonna is not a word.
FarSide 23
It aint?
AuroraBeam 0
Lmfao! xD ignoramus cow!! haha ^^
Alexxx125 0
not really he can **** her
ellybelly_502 4
How selfish of OP's dad... Seriously must suck.
YUMMYFRENCHFRIES 16
More selfish of OP's "mom"
Takun 0
Too lazy to find a good Oedipus joke, but I'm sure there is one. Someone should pick up the ball and run with it.
DudeImBetter 0
you screwed your mom just like Oedipus did zing. oh wait that wasn't funny.
docscientist 10
OP pulled the preemptive-Oedipus strike. (though technically it's a step mom, not biological)
blackdog6969 0
Ever get that sinking feeling that he was plowing her while you were together? Go dad!
thajuggalo420 0
lmfao you go dad! pound that bitch!
KennKenn 0
wincest anyone?
KennKenn 0
they aren't really related. So it's not that incest
DmnUall 0
just think... you can always hold it over her head that you know what her insides feel like.
stayc0103 0
gross!! really that is a fyl but way to go dad!! wonder if he was sleeping with her while you were dating?!?! gross!!
nyfinesttinygirl 5
lmaoo that is so true if I were him that def woulda have cheered me up then I would torment her for the rest of her life by doing the "fcking" motion n the "jerk n squirt" motion like tht little Chinese man did in tht movie the hangover
PepsiMerch 4
WIN!!! That's great
The_Creeper_fml 8
Friends with... A lot of benefits?
pennies_lane 6
don't worry op, in a few years you will have all the experience needed to pick up your future sons future ex girlfriend and you can all live together happily in a very twisted tree......I kid, I kid, that sux op!
NettotWSecnarf 0
That is f**cked up. I wanna know how old these three people are. Obviously (hopefully) the OP is into older women and his dad is into (much?) younger women. I really hope she wasn't cheating on OP with his dad and that was her reason for the break up. It'd be like his was getting sloppy seconds with his dad. Eww!