Today, my drunk boyfriend decided to wake me up by fingering me. Let's just say going to the ER to get your tampon dug out isn't fun. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML
Today, I found out that last night, when I drank a bit too much and blacked out, I freaked out about "losing my tampon in my vagina" and made my boyfriend fish through to look for it. I had already taken it out before then, and was too drunk to realize. He told me he almost called 911. FML
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
Today, I was feeling depressed and got very, very drunk. This evening, I was feeling equally desperate, and ended up having to get my special dildo removed from my asshole at the hospital. FML
Today, I woke up to hear my boyfriend drunkenly crashing around in the living room, after peeing in an ashtray because he thought it was a urinal. FML
Today, me and my boyfriend had sex but stopped when I felt pain downstairs. That evening he wanted me to go to the emergency room but I wanted to sleep it off. Turned out I needed surgery. One of my fallopian tubes had ripped. The sex was so rough, I got an intravenous hemorrhage. FML
Today, I got a call from my very drunk boyfriend at 1:30am asking for my permission to have sex with a "gross fat chick" he met at a pub, because he "felt sorry for her." The conversation ended with me getting hung up on, because I "don't have a heart." FML
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
Today, I went down on my boyfriend while he was drunk, and he told me to get protection from his bedroom. I came back, he was passed out on the couch. His parents then came into the room after hearing noises. I was sitting there naked holding a condom while he was fast asleep. FML
Today, I tried to wake my boyfriend up to sex. When I went to touch his penis, he elbowed me in the face, mumbled an apology and began snoring again. FML
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never_alone 10
how did he not notice the string? and how did you not wake up in time to stop him? you must be a heavy sleeper
wondermoose 28
did he not realize that right away or?....
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Comments (186)
paula1066 1
That's disgusting, who would share that story
A_Net_70 7
How the heck did you sleep through that and let him?!!
erriiinn 9
You arent meant to sleep in them..
RayRey009 5
What a brute.
danihammer 4
I had an ex ( ex for obvious reasons ) who would pull that kind of crap. It annoyed the living hell out of me because he would come onto me when I wasn't in the mood. When boyfriends and husbands try to do things like that constantly, it can take the magic and fun out of sex and drive their partners away.
RockRoyalty92 12
Why would you go to the ER? You know you can just reach in and grab it... The ****** is very shallow and it's impossible for anything to get pushed so far that you can't reach it.
Hop6e 22
How did you not notice that?! Dude!! I'd be screaming!! I am so freaking sorry.
kertokeeta 8
your boyfriend is a bitch. I would've been pounding that tampon in with my dick!
Emmers__27 7
Sleeping in the same bed and/or being in a relationship does not give automatic consent. And if they're asleep they can't give consent. What happened to OP is completely inappropriate and not ok, not to mention illegal. Hope you're ok OP.
ultraviolet26 0
I've had the same situation of sorts, me and my boyfriend had gotten really in Hot and heavy when he suddenly decided to to of my underware and enter my swiftly...he made me wait till he finished, to let me attempt to get it out. It took me twenty minute and our kitchen tongs to get it out.