Today, the elevator got stuck in between floor 4 and 5 at my doctors office. I had been having violent diarrhea. It was the reason I was at the doctor. Elevator was stuck for 35 minutes. During that time, I diarrhea'd in my pants twice. There were seven other people in the elevator. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, after being trapped in an elevator for 4 hours, I really had to pee. Just when I decided to pee in the elevator shaft, the lift doors opened. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 45 minutes. I am an elevator mechanic. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, I worked up my courage and took an elevator for the first time in my life. Unfortunately, it was also my first time getting trapped for several hours in an elevator. FML
Today, I had a wet fart with liquid in my underwear that I could smell. I let the one guy in front of me take the elevator so he wouldn't smell me. When the next empty elevator showed up, seven people started lining up behind me. FML
Today, I got stuck in an elevator. I called the fire department and told them where I was. They said they'd be right there and not to panic. It's hour 6. FML
Today, I was in a big crowded elevator and had to struggle tried to press the button for my floor because no one close to the buttons bothered to ask me which floor I was going to. Instead, I hit the emergency stop button. The elevator stopped between floors for 20 minutes. Everyone stared at me like I was a movie villain. FML
Today, I was in an elevator with my girlfriend when it stuck mid-floor. Being supportive, I went to hug her and tell her we'd be OK. Today I also learned that my girlfriend is deathly claustrophobic and her predominant reaction is to vomit. In this case, all over me. We were stuck for 2 hours. FML
Today, I was stuck in the elevator for almost two hours. Where was the elevator mechanic? Next to me in the elevator. FML
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BallsFace 0
I bet you felt like shit.
perdix 31
I don't know why the floor numbers were relevant, but it would be funny if you got stuck between #1 and #2.
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Comments (257)
crumbycool881 0
that's cool
c8750 2
Is that all you could come up with to be the first commenter? Lame Sorry if this posts twice
thegoodlife101 0
yum i love the smelll of shit MMMMmmm good
tamiami247 0
Today, the elevators got stuck in between floors 4 and 5 at my doctor's office and I was there because I had intense nausea. I was stuck in the elevator for 35 minutes; the next thing I knew, the girl/boy next to me started crapping their pants. FML
iSitt 0
I would have first apologized and explained my condition, asked if anyone had a plastic bag, then dropped my pants and saved my clothing. End result for the others in the elevator is the same. TDI for hanging around a medical clinic.
yucayucatan 0
agree with ^^ and op, that SUCKS! I feel for you made me laugh though
maryjaneslover7 0
85 says the person to ugly to put a pic up haters gonna hate lmfao fml made me laugh so hard! mud butt ftw
maryjaneslover7 0
yea besides it was more of a waste of time
thtsuxs 0
how is that a fyl...its a **** the people who were in the elevators lives....ftpwwitel
Canuck13 12
I have never laughed so hard....unfortunately the other ppl in the library weren't as enthused
musedrummer 0
i think me and you probably have the exact same sense of humour. I laughed so hard at your comment but not nearly as hard at the actual FML!
YDI_S 0
YDI for not taking the stairs, Mr/Mrs Fatty Pants!
stella23 0
who the hell would take the stairs in a situation like that? an elevator would be much quicker when going up more than 2 floors, granted it doesn't get stuck, and how likely is that anyways? you are a jerk.
bmac_bizarro 2
Cool? No, I'm pretty sure it was warm!
austin1414 3
u guys are disregarding the fact that "diarrhea" was just used as a past tense verb
funktown 2
Wat an epic story to tell ur friends.. man if only that would happen to me
maths_fml 2
if he took the stairs he would have done more than twice..probably a little at each stair..lol that would get worse!!
Boyk14 0
I love the use of "diarhea'd"
kmow32 0
215 same haha
mduffy08 8
Today, I was standing in the elevator for another prescription of anti-virals for my flu. Instead the elevator got stuck, oh and I was violently showered in shit from another patient. FML.
mannykinz 9
ew.
Zosiaaa 0
Looked in the mirror?
ladybugobgyn 0
RUDE!! MEAN!!
JeffGoesRawrr 0
oh my god..
timskiii 0
Haha good one? If that's her real picture then she's actually really pretty lol xD
PurpleSleep 0
lol @ the personification of faeces "violent diarrhoea" I mean he wasn't always violent it's just his wife left him yesterday.......
ZeeBest86 6
lmao @ 130
Mons_fml 27
rude bitch lick my big twins (balls) he was in a shitty situvation, that could have been you! srsly!
jrad1982 0
ha ha 130 that's awesome. 122 desperation is a stinky cologne..
BallsFace 0
I bet you felt like shit.
VeeVengeance 0
sounds more like he was in a shitty situation
PattMyCat 0
You might say he was up shit creek.
Bano360 25
shit one
sourgirl101 29
These puns were so shitty! I can't believe I read this crap!(:
brennan677 0
the ***** hit the fan.
thathayygurl 4
shit happened.
SirHobnobs 0
I'm gonna take a wild guess here an say these puns have something to do with... oh wait no I'm wrong, carry on.
zkchild 0
Shit happens
youngclench 0
op is a shit stain
wowthatshorrible_fml 0
oh shit here we go again
MrNewOrleans 0
that shit must have been embarrassing
CarynAmber 12
I've been hearing the word "shit" so much that it doesn't even sound like a word anymore.
Shutuptroll 0
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
morgan320 0
shit up
sindysassy 0
Lol
sindysassy 0
Lol
sindysassy 0
Lol
stephan18 23
I laughed so hard at these puns and the combo breaker xD omgg
illmatic2 16
Talk about awkward elevator rides....
goddessallison 0
ya seriously i feel bad for the othr people in the elevator too
xxSoFlyxx 5
yeah seriously, I feel bad for the people having to read your comments.
Lucidium 0
19 - Your picture looked like you were spitting out juice from your mouth. Then I realized it was a straw :D
EZPZ 0
Talk about awkward elevator music.
xxSoFlyxx 5
oh haha thanx? and it's a Shirley temple! :D
ZiggySmalls 0
what a shitty experience.
DahkLohd 4
Seriously, those jokes got old over a year ago.
Fortuitous 0
Your face got blown up over two years ago. Elder Wand, ************.
DahkLohd 4
@112: Bitch, you never heard about the secret 7th horcrux. I'm back, hiding in a cave in Afghanistan for the time being. ;)
xxSoFlyxx 5
oooo that sucks...:( atleast you didn't know any of them...
iseywisey 0
maybe they did
sammywhits 0
I feel bad for the people mostly they have to smell ur shitty pants for 35 min and watch u shit every where grossest but the again I feel bad sorry **** ur life....
RedPillSucks 33
F your life and that of the other people in the elevator with you.
valalvax 13
why didn't anyone pry the doors open? I mean, I know they say not to, but seriously the chances of the elevator being stuck exactly between floors is unlikely
PSQ91 6
Would've been fckin embarassed :o
traze 7
That's a shitty situation.
brennan677 0
your too late for the puns
Fortuitous 0
And you're just in time for today's grammar lesson.
davide234 0
hahahaaaa
tooFLY 0
75 *you're ps, you're never too late for puns