bestbfever
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was woken up by my drunk girlfriend calling me and saying how much she loves me. She then stopped to tell the guy she was in bed with to be quiet because I might hear him. FML
Out from Hell
Woodstock, United States
Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML
TheOtherWoman
United States
Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while at family dinner, my boyfriend got drunk and told my entire family the things I do in bed. FML
ohmylantis
United States
Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML
turnmyphoneoff
The Phone Call
Today, I got a drunken call from my boyfriend, which consisted of him telling me that he, "does man things like fuck bitches and roll with hoes," and that I've been, "trying to turn him into a half-ass girly man," but, "that shit ain't right." Then he threw up. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Crazy best friend
Today, I was in the middle of having sex with my boyfriend, and my drunk best friend knocked on our door. We screamed 'go away' and she still opened the door. She then saw us, and asked if she can join. FML
Anonymous
Sorry sweaty, my brain is melting
Today, while intoxicated, I accidentally called my girlfriend by female roommate's name. Panicked, I tried to correct myself and said my female best friend's name. My relationship with both is 100% platonic, but as a last ditch effort, completely frazzled, I said my cat's name. Now she won't stop calling me by her ex's name. FML
Anonymous
Wait, what?
Today, my friend got drunk with me and texted my boyfriend, saying she was in love with him and missed him. Her brother came to my house since she got caught drunk and gave a “lecture” on responsibility. I don't know what’s worse, the lecture or the fact that he’s my boyfriend. FML
Amy (grossed out)
Adelaide, Australia
Today, my long-distance boyfriend got extremely drunk and insisted that we left the Skype call on all night so it was like I was there with him. I woke up to the sound of him vomiting loudly at 3am. FML
Top comments
Druu 53
Then you soberly called him single?
pjsr 33
Drunken sex seems like a good idea ...but only because you're drunk.
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Comments (23)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Rough OP!! Be careful..
bigredmonkeybutt 30
Maybe he was just trying out kids names.
pjsr 33
Drunken sex seems like a good idea ...but only because you're drunk.
RichardPencil 32
He's suggesting that she'd be the first one you tell about the fabulous sex you two just had. Yeah, that's it.
Druu 53
Then you soberly called him single?
mekiswrite 21
I'd like to know his excuse for this.
stormy0307 16
Maybe he finds the friend attractive? There really isn't anything wrong to think about other people during sex as long as you aren't acting on those thoughts with the other people in secret from your significant other.
RinoaHeartilly 36
You have some questions to ask.
Alexandria79 22
ouch. this has to be the worst FML I've read this month. sorry OP :(
Rykers 18
A drunk mind speaks sober thoughts.
EnvyMe33 26
True story
TheyCallMeDamien 18
And this is where your exit strategy begins to take shape.