Today, my dog was barking at a squirrel in the yard. I opened the door to let him chase the squirrel. I went to look at the dead squirrel and found out it was the neighbor's chihuahua. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my cat downstairs with a squirrel dangling from his mouth. When I saw this, I yelled at my cat to put it down. He did. Turns out the squirrel was still alive and run. I had to spend the next three hours chasing it out of my house. FML
Today, I found out that when you chase a couple of squirrels off your porch for irritating your dogs, sometimes they chase you back. FML
Today, I was having a conversation with a friend at the park when my dog ran up to me with something in his mouth. I thought it was a stick. I bent down to take it, only to realize it was a dead squirrel. My dog just stared at me, tongue lolling, like, “It’s a stick, throw it.” FML
Today, I was walking down a path in the woods behind my house when I saw a squirrel. It ran away, but little did I know it wasn't running from me, it was running from the dog that had forced Animal Control to sweep the area. I ended up with stitches in my leg. FML
Today, I was walking my dog around my neighborhood, when I saw this really cute boy. My dog then saw a squirrel and dragged me through mud. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my dog proudly brought home a rabbit he'd killed. The same rabbit that belongs to my neighbor's daughter. FML
Today, I went to let my dog inside because she was barking. I saw my neighbour standing at my fence, screaming that she was going to kill my dog with a shovel for barking at her. My dog was only doing it because my neighbor was putting her trash in my garbage bin. This isn't a new thing. FML
Today, I was screaming at my neighbor to shut his dog up. After 30 minutes of bellowing, he yelled back that it was my dog that was barking. He was right. FML
Today, I looked out the window just in time to see a coyote carrying off my cat that I had just let outside five minutes before. FML
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StupidBunnySuit 0
Chihuahuas don't really look like squirrels. Giant demon rats, on the other hand...
xxxxshanexxxx 0
SQUIRREL!!!!
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Comments (312)
Tuesdays76 0
oh good thing it wasn't a squirrel or a dog, that would have been sad. Thumbs up to the dog for helping out with the worlds barking rat infestation.
SuckerPunchurMom 0
Says the guy with a squirrel as a picture^^
danceyourassoff 0
lmfao
EarAcheMyEYE10 2
Hey city boy, you couldn't tell the difference between a squirrel and a dam dog???!!! back to school you go ********!!
deathpotato 11
City boy? really? if you just glance briefly at a small, furry, brown creature in the middle of a grassy field it can easily be mistaken for a squirrel. You're the ********.
allmidnighteyes 11
That's pretty ironic coming from the guy who has "I like cool chics" in his profile info and spells damn as dam.
Tuesdays76 0
well it would be one thing if a chihuahua was a dog...
Bi_Winning_Bro 0
well that city boy just so happens to be born and raised in south Detroit, where the education isn't very good. But I'm sure he plans on taking the midnight train going anywhere, to further his education.
montanachuck 4
yes, city boy. any country boy knows to be sure of their target before they shoot- or in this case, sik the dog on it.
MuchDance90s 0
this fml gave me mad lulz fo realz grammar-Nazi translation: I found this story to be so humorous that I made many audible sounds of enjoyment. I am being truthful in my previous statement.
Snackbars 0
ya bro I ttly lol'd at dis 2 liek legit Translation: Indeed my male sibling, I most certianly realeased an out loud exclamation of utter amusement due to the given entry as well. What I mean is, the actions that the original poster has claimed to have taken place were truly humorous in nature.
punkrulz 1
^^^ Win!!! Oh... and it's "certainly released". :P Couldn't resist!
thecovert 7
My neighbor's dog has killed two of our Chi's. FML the owner of the dog. Tell your neighbor. And if your name is Chad, FU.
Niicky_fml 20
call animal control or something. that thing needs to be put down.
Tuesdays76 0
Or maybe they need to keep an eye on their dang rats.
Anaxes 5
#18: FYL for owning vermin and thinking they're good pets.
CommonSenseKarma 17
That's slightly unfortunate.
paras0mnia 3
Why would you let your dog out to chase a squirrel in the first place?!
green_tetris 2
what I was wondering...
gutzz 0
Cheaper than pedigree. He's being financially responsible :p
caitibug323 0
Why not? Usually the squirrels are faster than dogs and can easily climb up trees, fences, etc. It gives the dog a thrill and it's rather humorous to watch! Not all dogs would kill the squirrel if they caught it either. :) Poor little dog.. FYL OP and FY neighbor's life too.
Andrewlostnow 3
poor owners have to find out there dog got killed.
braveblade74 0
How can you mistake a dog for a rodent with a huge-ass, fuzzy tail?!?
SirEBC 7
Incinerate the corpse and scatter the ashes. Do it at night. No one will ever suspect you. Trust me.
jess6blondie9 3
I assume you have done this before sir?
askmeboutmyweine 0
kill em all!
charliethom 0
How bigs your wiener :) DON'T ANWSER THAT