Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dog had an upset stomach and diarrhea. To avoid a mess on the carpet, I confined her to a gated area in the kitchen with sheets over the floor, so any mess could be cleaned up easily. Instead of going on the sheets, she sprayed shit all up the walls. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, I couldn't sleep. I had to pee really badly but I'm terrified of the dark, so I closed my eyes all the way to the bathroom. On the way, I tripped over my dog and fell face-first into the door frame. He then humped me as my nose bled all over the floor. FML
Today, I went to let my puppy out, and I turned around to see her peeing on the carpet. After getting her outside, I saw my little sister pooping on the floor. FML
Today, I let my dog outside so he could pee. After an hour, I let him back in. He just wanted to come inside to pee on the floor. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, I drank cocktails and shots. On the way home, I had to pee so bad that I only got to the front door and peed all over our carpet. My mom saw the whole thing and my dad saw the aftermath with the super drenched carpet and shoes. My mom had to mop the floor after I ran to the bathroom. FML
Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
Today, my puppy celebrated a milestone by lifting his leg to pee for the first time. Too bad it was up against my brand new soft fabric couch. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
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IndianGiver 8
And back downstairs she goes
anelelabel 6
Aww poor dog. I would like to believe that she is normally well behaved and that the stitches are at fault.
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Comments (101)
carleesinco 0
At least your dog didn't pee on u
Cigar 11
It sounds like you misread her urgency for wanting to go upstairs. :) No biggie. Putting some panties on your girl *might* curb this behavior if it happens again, it's the same idea as a belly band for boys that covers the penis. Most dogs won't pee on themselves. Take her to pee when she gets excited/alerts to something as a precaution. I hope she feels better soon!
MikaylaGill 4
I bet that pissed you off.
hodula1 19
Look on the bright side....she didn't pee on you while you were carrying her.
cuppycake11 0
At least she didn't pee on u when u carried her upstairs
pinkzilla0 8
Let me get this straight. Your dog has stitches and obviously in pain and you're bitching about her/him peeing on the carpet? Suck it up, clean up the mess, and pamper that pup.
Rebe_fml 4
At least she waited for you to put her down.
arvale8802 1
Maybe you pressed her bladder
bizarre_ftw 22
Point 1 for cats
bizarre_ftw 22
Yeah FML f'ed up the FML this was posted on and I only noticed 20 seconds from sounding like an even larger idiot than I currently do. I had to think quick
Moussr 0
sucked in, dogs shouldnt be in the house you filthy gronk