Thebestman123
United States
Today, my mom was screaming at me and said, "I wish I'd never adopted you." I guess I'm adopted then. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
babylove
South Africa
Today, I'm in the process of adopting a child. When I called my mom to tell her the news, she just said, "Oh honey, don't adopt, it's the worst decision you'll ever make." I'm adopted. FML
Anonymous
Philadelphia, United States
Today, I overheard my parents arguing over who had to tell me that I'm adopted. FML
Anonymous
Proportional response
Today, in a fit of rage, my mom confessed to me that I was adopted, and if she had the chance to turn back time, she wouldn't have done it in the first place. All because I ate the last ice cream sandwich. FML
Kelly
Today, my mom dropped me off at a friend's house. Upon leaving, my friend's mom said how much I looked like my mother. My mother then replied, "That's funny, she was adopted." This was the first I'd heard of this. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my mom said that if I wasn't her daughter, she probably wouldn't even like me. FML
SkeetinKeaton
United States
Today, I let my step-father know exactly what I thought of him. After a few moments of awkward silence, he leaned towards me and quietly whispered, "Well you're adopted. Your parents never loved you." FML
Meghan
New York, United States
Breaking
Today, my mom told me that she had great news: we were going to meet my biological parents. I didn't know I was adopted. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Akron, United States
My life
Today, my mom got drunk and started crying, ranting about all the things she could have done in life if I hadn't been born. FML
Burden
India
Supportive
Today, once again, my mom ranted about how she sacrificed so much for me by moving to a better city. I said it was for my education and to stop making me feel like a burden. She scoffed, "Right, you never should've been born. My mistake." FML
cmendez
United States
The truth will always come out
Today, my mother, who is 75 years-old, just told me and my sister that we were adopted. I'm 45 years-old and my sister is 49. FML
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soccergurl95 8
And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"
soccergurl95 8
Technically she's not his mother...
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Comments (209)
pinpat 2
First!!!
chuckychan 8
my parents shout that at me all the time.
jseta94 0
Wat kinda dumbass only comments to be the first person commenting?
Ben360 6
Sux
soccergurl95 8
And that's when you yell "I WISH YOU NEVER ADOPTED ME TOO, BITCH!"
margie2194 12
Awee that's terrible. :(
vjose 0
nice family.
chuckychan 8
this happens to me all the time.
Jvr91 8
I wonder what OP did to get that reaction
Sniff_N_Tickle 4
I like your thinking soccergirl :)
jayalexander 7
OP probably spelled witch wrong on a report
thevaporizer 0
your girlfriend is ******* hot
Dreamcatcher619 6
U must be pretty hot judging ur girlfriend
TaylorTotsYumm 10
You should never call your mother a bitch.
soccergurl95 8
Technically she's not his mother...
echogekko 7
My father once yelled, "I shouldve gotten that vasectomy!" to me for misplacing his reading glasses. He never reads.
tylersign 11
"I wish I was never adopted t-... wait what?"
raphanne_fml 33
Or maybe the constant jibber jabber and yapping emanating from her cake hole got on the mother's nerves...
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
That's when you say that when you're old I'm taking you to the cheapest most piss smelly retirement home I can find, and il never visit you. Unless you leave me all your money.
ShyAnn29 15
51 she may not have given birth to him, but she is his mother
jaff23 11
She's his mother whether she gave birth to him or not.
Randuhh_17 4
101- some "mother"....
SirObvious 1
I see an ice-cream run in your future.
aFatFuck 0
I don't care what you did (with exceptions to murder and rape) your mom or dad should never say that shit to you.
redsfan 4
She's a nice lady!
RaiEllati 2
under that circumstance I believe she had the right to say that.
j_cat187 20
tell her how starving on the streets would be better than dealing with ur bitch foster mother
pinkchocolatex3 0
That's sad . :/
Xtra_Cheddar 3
I think it's freaking hilarious, I lol'd for a little bit
Holy_ish 19
Like the way you think
thaliasizemore 0
Julia?!???!?
boycrazy30007 12
128 and 129 ur profile pictures are ironic together :)
yusostupid12 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Haha no one wants you.
CryMoreFMLs 15
I don't understand how this is funny. Kinda pathetic on the mother's part for resorting to that.
Kolden 11
Win
jigsawbanana 0
4- you're not very funny..or bright.
CryMoreFMLs 15
His name befits his comments, all you need to do is swap "y" with " i " and it's perfect.
cynide 13
Hahahaha, mean yet so funny
livlafluv100 2
once again, all of your comments suck, yusostupid
hannahtaskey 9
You would know what that feels like, wouldn't you #4?
danielreader22 4
Agreed. #4 is an asshole.
anorexicbarbie 8
If you're going to make fun of the OP for being adopted, at least take the time to come up with something witty. Hell, a bag of potato chips probably would've thought of a better joke. Who wants to bet that this asshole is going to come back saying something along the lines of "lolol itrol u gaiz u mad"? They always say that when they get told they're not funny at all...
MrleClochard 4
Haha, epic comment. Sorry for all the 'I feel so sorry' people, but this one really made me laugh. Besides, this is what you get when you post a FML. +1
absolutegrrr 7
-1
ThePopularLoner 0
stupid ignorant inconsiderate pig.
sports_chic 6
you are a ******* asshole!
minidonut54 0
Your name speaks for yourself, "YUSOSTUPID".
partychick27 0
ur a f*cking dick!!!!!
skyorpia101 4
Wow, that was soo funny I forgot to laugh but i guess u would be the only one here to know what it feels like to be rejected, Right??
wheel4deal 5
Yea yusostupid12 ur mom hasnt told u yet I'm guessing?
agsilver 14
You're a dick, and a commie.
777buddy777 0
that sucks wat were u guys arguing about that got your mom so pissed
goshpeople 4
Whatever it was, it does not warrant revealing such sensitive information in such a cruel manner. The mother sounds like a douche. Even if the OP did something terrible, I would still think that way of the mother.
VeganVampyre 27
I agree, goshpeople. That's the kind of you really need to handle delicately.
wtfcammelcheese 0
They were arguing about who used the last toilet roll
Thebestman123 3
She was mad that someone threw a fu*king brick threw my car window. Turns out my real parents are really cool though.
Snowble11 13
Well there you go.
citymayer 7
I feel that she took the easy way out.
rockindyl22 0
better than never finding out... wait.. no, no it isnt.
regsworld11 2
Damn, I'm sorry you found out that way. :(
mondayna 3
it's sooner or later
martyslurpee18 0
7 ur cute :)
birdfreak 24
That's so senseless. Why did she say that though? What the crap did you do??
sxe_beast 11
Downside to FML. You don't know the whole story. However, a parent should never scream something so harsh. IDK. People say some really harsh things in the moment. It just really sucks that you had to find out like this =/.
Broc831 6
mom's can be generous.... then they take that generosity and stab you with it... FYL
ariannaimelda 7
Normally I say don't take it seriously because she was angry, but even if you're angry that's not something you yell. Sorry you found out that way OP :(
therealjb99 7
i have seen your comments a lot.
number0 8
i have seen creepers a lot
LevyLove 17
Dude your profile pic always makes me laugh. LOL