Today, I had to carry the dead weight of my 90-pound husky upstairs to the bath because he hates it. He cried the entire time, loudly. He then rolled in the dirt when I let him outside to pee not even an hour later. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I thought it would be nice to take my obese dog for a walk, since she hasn't had one in a long time. She was doing great, until we were about a mile from our house. She plopped down on the ground and wouldn't move. Nobody was home so I had to carry her all the way back to our house. FML
Today, my dog wanted to go upstairs, but she has stitches and was having trouble. So I carried her to the top, at which point she peed all over my carpet. FML
Today, my dog had diarrhea in his cage. While I was carrying his dirty bed downstairs to the washer, he ran by and tripped me. FML
Today, my dog decided to chase a smaller dog for three blocks. When I finally caught up with him, he laid down and refused to go anywhere. I had to carry my 80 pounds Labrador like a baby all the way home. FML
Today, I was helping my Grandfather to sort through tubs and bins after cleaning out his attic, and I had to move a 50lb bin downstairs. That's when the dog thought it would be funny to block the top of the stairs as I was going down. FML
Today, I was walking my dog when he decided that he was too lazy to continue walking. It ended up with me looking like a crazy dog lady carrying my medium-sized dog home. FML
Today, I got trapped in my building's elevator for over an hour, with my dog who I had been rushing outside with because he had explosive diarrhea. FML
Today, my dog started limping as we were walking home. I thought she'd hurt herself, so I picked her up and carried her home. Once we arrived, I put her down, at which point she ran around and played as if nothing had happened. I fell for my lazy dog's plan to get me to carry her home. FML
Today, my dog got his head stuck in a container, panicked, and shat himself all over the living room. FML
Today, my cat was too overweight to get out of the litter box, so he gave up, and went to sleep. I had to pick him up out of his own waste and clean him up. FML
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Benopero 8
I was really sad for a second because I thought it said, “I had to carry my dead 90 pound husky.” I’m so glad it doesn’t :)
julfunky 29
Wait, so until then you were giving your dog cold baths? Harsh, man.
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Comments (13)
Burle 17
Wow, hard life, somebody call the waaahmbulance
nix1993 41
You've sort of missed the point of this site, haven't you?
Burle 17
The point of this site is humour, explain humour to me please
Benopero 8
I was really sad for a second because I thought it said, “I had to carry my dead 90 pound husky.” I’m so glad it doesn’t :)
Glowworm56 27
I'm laughing at your username and at picturing you having to carry him up the stairs.
sparx1_1 12
Have you tried using warm water? Our one dog hated baths until the day we absent minded filled it as if for a bath for ourselves. He's loved bath time ever since. Loves a nice warm shower too.
julfunky 29
Wait, so until then you were giving your dog cold baths? Harsh, man.
lizenhagen 11
why wouldn't you already be using warm water?
Charlie Given 28
This is why ya walk the dog on a leash after a bath then you can stop them from rolling in the dirt preferably someplace grassy 🙄
97mailo 17
Why do dogs roll on dirt like that?
real life problems 26
Try it, it feels wonderful
lizenhagen 11
Sounds like normal life with a dog.
alycion 39
Got to love husky fits. They are such drama queens. I use a mobile groomer now. Was the only way I was winning the great bath and brush battle.
boredgirl_02 14
Yeah after baths mine go on leashes so they don’t get dirty, at least that day cause all my dogs run themselves on things after baths.