Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
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Nightwing98 22
100 cookies? Did you mean bear instead of dog?
feedmankeynow 10
I hope she's okay
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Comments (69)
adam_tajyar 10
Not really the dogs fault if u didn't think to put it out of her reach. Animals are always curious about stuff.
Iniezian 18
woW you are a dumbassz!!! You want the cookies back to sell them anywaay? Dont you now the dogs digestive stuff in its stomak makes them all mushy slop and stuff? I kry for the fuchur generashin.
BeepBeepSwerve 9
Do you have a PH.D in Ebonics?
shadow7x 10
please go back to elementary school and retake your grammar classes
Jessie2410 15
Hmmm and now you're probably paying a good 3 times what the cookies would have made at the sale to take care of your dog. Perhaps next time you won't put them where your dog can get them.
Kyle_Kawi27 7
Dont be that irresponsible put them up or either have a dead dog.
trbuson 11
Who's up for a round of Hungry Hungry Canine?
dawood_k 27
Did you have the cookies pumped so that you could sell them?
Zebediabolical 45
YDI, OP. For leaving them where a dog could get to them.
Zehla 7
All you idiots saying she was irresponsible have obviously never owned a dog. If they want it badly enough, they WILL find a way to get to it. You would be surprised at how good dogs are at climbing counters.
Zebediabolical 45
I've been in dog friendly houses for over 30 years. The dogs ate things off the counter twice. Now everything is in Tupperware or in a fridge or the oven. Dog owners know to put things away because their dogs have done it to them before.
Neo_x007 7
it makes us wonder - what was in that cookies?? :D
spottyblanket 8
Is the dog all right? Forget the bake sale!