andinpublictoo
Well shit…
Today, and for the first time in my life, I was unable to trust a fart. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Growing old sucks
Today, I've gotten to that point in life where I can no longer seem to trust a fart. FML
annie
It's a gas gas gas
Today, I trusted a fart at work and, for the first time in my life, it did not come out silent. I have had a hell of a time explaining to people that I don’t fart loudly all the time. FML
Anonymous
Warren, United States
Trust issues
Today, I ended up shitting myself when trying to pass what I thought was a small amount of gas, only for it to be diarrhea. I turned 37 last month. Never trust a fart, right? FML
Anonymous
Today, I've had bad gas all day. In bed, almost asleep, I felt the urge to fart, and thinking nothing of it, I let it rip. It wasn't a fart. FML
Wowsers.
United Kingdom
Today, I was woken up by my own fart. FML
Ted
Today, I finally felt comfortable enough to fart in front of my boyfriend for the first time. He went quiet, got up and left in his car. I haven't heard from him in 4 hours. FML
shitty situation
United States
A bit lax
Today, I shit my pants. I don’t even remember trusting a fart. As in, it literally just fell out of my ass. I’m only 24. FML
Anonymous
United States
Panic!
Today, I fucked up by trusting the wrong fart and shat myself in the middle of the restaurant I was eating lunch at. I was so mortified, I couldn't even finish the meal I paid for. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, for the first time, a good looking guy was in my yoga class. Today also marked the first time I farted during yoga class. FML
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RichardPencil 32
In the words of Ronald Reagan: Trust butt Verify.
diraven 15
Farts are notorious liars.
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RichardPencil 32
In the words of Ronald Reagan: Trust butt Verify.
Nikki 17
Even our prime minister has been there
diraven 15
Farts are notorious liars.