Today, my dog had her stomach pumped because she ate some cookies. The 100 cookies I made for a bake sale to be exact. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, my dog is mad at me due to the fact that earlier in the day I ate 2 peanut butter cookies. Apparently, they were his dog treats. I had no idea. FML
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 4 years. I took the whole day to cook a nice meal, and stuck the ring in a cookie that I was going to give to her. In the middle of the dinner I was holding the cookie under the table, about to give it to her. My dog ate it. FML
Today, I was eating chocolate chip cookies around the house and saw a chocolate chip on the floor. Not wanting my dog to eat it, given that chocolate is poisonous for dogs, I swiped it up with my finger and put it to my mouth. It was then that I realized it was a stub of my dog's poop. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML
Today, my dog overturned and ate my trash, leaving coffee grounds and dog puke all over my floor. She also ate the broom. FML
Today, after spending two hours baking cookies for my niece's school's fundraiser, I packed them into a container and drove to the school. When I got there, the teacher looked confused and said the fundraiser was next Saturday. By the time the actual date arrived, every cookie had been eaten by my family. FML
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Nightwing98 22
100 cookies? Did you mean bear instead of dog?
feedmankeynow 10
I hope she's okay
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chanellgymnast 17
Aww well at least she liked them. Poor baby.
MissFits_fml 6
It's alright, OP. It doesn't mean that your cookies were shit or anything. If there is chocolate found in your cookies, this may explain why your dog's reaction to it. There are cases wherein if a dog ingests too much of these foods, it will result to certain levels of exposure leading up to vomiting, irregular heart rate, etc. Note that milk-based products can cause diarrhea to dogs. Your lucky that your dog didn't have seizures or any of that sorts after consumption. Anyway, hope your dog's alright. And good luck with your bake sale!
botanistjessica 24
The mis-information spewing from this comment is toxic.
wjh100 13
if dogs aren't used to rich foods it will give them dihearea whether its milk based or not. and I believe a dogs body can't process caffeine correctly so it all sits in there veins causing them to basically overdose on it. though my dog ate a whole 4 pound chocolate bar and was fine so this may be a wives tale. don't quote me on any of this :p
doodlecloud 27
Dogs shouldn't eat chocolate and it's not just an old wives tale. 42, you got lucky. It's not to do with milk or caffiene though - they can get theobromine poisoning. It's similar to caffiene but not the same.
happylawyer 16
You should not blame her, they tasted like dog cookies.
shorty6823 28
While it sucks, you shouldn't have left the cookies within the dogs reach. My grandmas dog has stolen a whole chocolate cake and a Thanksgiving Turkey.
bosox17 6
Your dog is huge then
patrickalamo 48
Next time, get a turkey baster and peroxide, squirt it down the dog throat. Stand back... Oh ya do this outside. It is what the vet does but it will save you a ton.
Nightwing98 22
Yeah listen to 22, that's why his dog looks like it does in his pic!
wjh100 13
did 22 steal his picture form grachi or is this a common picture?
lexa1love 16
A whole turkey baster? You shouldn't give more than a couple tablespoons to induce vomitting in a large dog and only a teaspoon or two in a very small dog.
sarahadlina 14
On the bright side your cookies must have tasted delicious since your dog finished them all :)
sarahadlina 14
Did u feed your dog on time? Maybe that's why it had such an appetite.
skyeyez9 25
This would be more funny if OP's dog is a chihuahua.
M3DIC4T3 29
The poor dog though... I think it's more of an FML for your dog than for you, OP. At least until the vet bill comes.