Today, I helped myself to some homemade biscuits that had been left in the kitchen. I thought they looked a little odd, but they tasted pretty good. I found out later they were homemade dog treats. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my roommate left a bomb looking package of cookies on the kitchen counter. My sweet tooth got the best of me and I made that split second decision of, "Oh, I'll just have one." Halfway through it, I noticed the fine print, "For dogs" on the package. FML
Today, I spent all day baking dog-safe cookies for my pup's birthday. He sniffed them, turned around, and started begging for one of MY processed garbage cookies from a store instead. FML
Today, I tried my hand at baking homemade individual apple tarts. While taking them out of the oven, I dropped the entire tray on the floor. My dog acted like it was Christmas in August and scarfed at least half of them. FML
Today, I was running late for work and skipped breakfast. At a red light, I noticed a granola bar in my bag and so I took a bite, only to realize it was actually a dog treat I'd stuffed in there days ago. FML
Today, I made myself a snack. I took a seemingly clean plate from the sink which had been used earlier for scrambled eggs. Only after I'd made the snack did I remember I let my dog lick the plate clean. FML
Today, on the kitchen counter, there was a plate that had snacks on it. I decided to take a bite. I spat it out. Later on, my mother told me it was dog food. FML
Today, I woke up early to bake cinnamon rolls for a party. I came home later to find the whole tray spilled onto the floor, most of the rolls eaten, and my dog sitting happily nearby. FML
Today, I realized the person I had been habitually stealing bag lunches from at work made me a canned dog food sandwich. FML
Today, I caught my mom eating cat biscuits. We don't have a cat. FML
Today, my daughter was going to Bulk Barn so I asked her to pick me up something to snack on. When she got home, she brought over a bag and without listening to her explain what it was, I began eating it. She looked at me confused, then began laughing. It was a dog treat. FML
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RebornProblem 0
Now you know how Shaggy feels.
muhaidib 2
15 - I read the comment so fast I didn't notice until I read yours...
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Lifeisntfair13 0
this happend to me to and my dad
whiteboy7thst 2
*and to
muhaidib 2
15 - I read the comment so fast I didn't notice until I read yours...
yummycupkake 0
were you beggin' for those strips?
JellyRollz202 0
Lmao beggin strips ^^ :Pmy dog eats thoose
blanquito 1
I bet your dad barks out of the car window when hes drunk, right?
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
I don't get it. what's so weird about that? I eat doggy biscuits (French) all the time.
Yousuck24 21
Your a werewolf! Aaaaaaa-ooooooo!
Ieatpeople1984 0
You're
NANDwich 5
Shut up or I'll bite you.
JoeTheMan12 0
yummy dog food ;)
sleepistheenemy 8
lol I accidentally have too!!!
2ndSucks 15
You didnt notice the meaty flavor?
JoeTheMan12 0
I eat dog food for breakfast, is that bad:(
Emmi3xo 4
no, I think op meant "too,"
youaregay12345 0
you must be a mongoloid
calebacleveland 0
Ruh-ro :o
starlover77 0
My friends dad doesn't even have tu be drunk....
x3ShanTastic 0
Well they are healthy :)
garrettsgirl 0
now you'll have shiny hair and white teeth!!! look at the bright side!!
MrCrane3113 1
Atleast they tasted good!
xgirlofglassx 4
Yeah, really. I make these apple biscuit things for my dogs and they're really good. I mean, if they're homemade then obviously they were made with edible stuff from the kitchen.
karmennn 0
at least they tasted good! and they aren't bad for you. nbd.
idunnolol108 0
Yeah I used to love them when I was little!
iSitt 0
and since they are homemade they won't have the chemicals dogfood companies add to make them toxic to humans.
haydencisahoss 6
Was it a Scooby Snack?
raymel 5
you are so dumb, really really dumb.
hopesfallenuse 0
Dyke
hopesfallenuse 0
I will rape the moderator
AcidRaen 4
whats wrong withe pokemon?
AcidRaen 4
*with
KiddNYC1O 22
21- Way to throw Pokémon fans under the bus.
joker1995 2
or in the trunk of your car
blaine72 0
not cool
DCFan 9
Agree with #21. Asians are ******* weird. period
ym5 0
my pokemon picture is the shit
cupcakeluver1212 0
dog treats have all of the same ingredients that we eat so why is that dumb?
justanothagirl 0
well,, obviously! y'all don't know where he got that from :)
hellojpg 0
and this coming from someone who advertises having a "dirty mind" on her profile desc? hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo husband too caus
raymel 5
thank you ppl who got the joke ugly dirty minded 12 year old Ginger hop off.
jacob12311 4
IS THAT A REAL CAT????!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!!?????!!!!
AcidRaen 4
I don't think 12 year olds should be on this site or people without souls
raymel 5
^2nd that :)
RebornProblem 0
Now you know how Shaggy feels.
LunaNstars 0
hey, shaggy used to love those things!
EagorLuvsBigFoot 8
Velma-Would you do it for a...SCOOBY Sanck?
garrettsgirl 0
I LOVE SCOOBY DOO!!!! :)
TheCrazyAli28 1
damn right I would do it for a evolve sanck
chocomilk82 0
scooby scooby do, where are you. ahhh i remember that stuff
love2txt89 0
haha that's a good one(:
ashtay01 5
Scooby dooby do
rjonesy1992 0
Your dog must have it pretty good.
lolwutsameme 0
they were doggonne good!
Bakayarou_fml 0
Scooby snacks!
RokNRoll11 9
I've done that they taste fine
davex 0
haha well at least they won't do ya any harm. should have made sure first tho, but not really an "FML" as long as they "tasted good"
CassidyxP 0
hahah that sucks. did they taste good?
LairaIsKindaCool 6
did he not say they did ..?
CassidyxP 0
oh right...
USMCSNIPER209 0
lol
Gorillaninja 0
She.... don't mean to be a corrector but it is a woman/ girl.
unluckiestperson_fml 14
If they tasted good, where's the FML?