Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Don't overdo it, it's bad for you
Today, I have wasted so much time reading comments on this page that FML comments have become my favorite bedtime stories. FML
Today, my laziness reached a whole new level when I caught myself skipping the longer FML stories to read the shorter ones. FML
Out of the frying pan…
Today, I took a day off to read a book, but ended up with a headache from staring at a screen all day. FML
"At least you've got a job" - Mr. Missingthepoint
Today, I drove an hour to work, did nothing for 8 hours, drove an hour back, and then studied for 4 hours. This has been happening for weeks. FML
Today, after working 12 shifts in the past 8 days at 2 jobs and thinking today was a day off, I got the call that I misread my schedule and I was in fact scheduled. Got off at 2:30 am, work again at 9 am with 9 shifts to go this week. FML
Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML
Today, I worked 12 long hours cooped up in my office. Before leaving, my boss asked me whether I'll ever take my job seriously. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
Today, after a long 16 hour shift, I was milliseconds from sleep when my girlfriend said she "wants to talk". I'm now writing this from the couch. FML
#LurkerForLife
Today, I realized that my social life is so dead that the only thing I do that involves other people is read FML. I don't even participate in the comments. FML
Top comments
VivaLaJewFace 0
It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD
alicianoar 7
i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?
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Comments (123)
thepokeduck 0
How is that better, Titty?
VivaLaJewFace 0
It is addicting.. I love chuckling at other people's expenses. xD
winkler 0
true life.
Sipos 0
I'm on the 39th page today.
holynemesis1208 3
i feel your pain im going on my 10th hour. lol. disgusting, i know.
BoWZeR 1
ur fat...ewwww
derrickddiazz 0
lol 65
woot3568 0
wow you're ugly
gIsaac 0
you guys are assholes, for real
alicianoar 7
i love how the people calling her fat or ugly don't have pictures.. scared of judgement?
coolboy6 0
word you guys are dicks
CherryBombb 0
don't worry. your beautiful.
poncho55 40
Before I even read the above asshole comments, I was thinking that you look very pretty in your profile picture. Ignore the rude people online, sweetie. People are incredibly mean on the internet for absolutely no reason because they can hide their pathetic self behind their screen. Most people would never say such things in person. Never take any of it to heart.
chuksnwali 34
#73 and #71 are dicks
Stephen_fml 0
i have too
chuksnwali 34
yeah, me too.
y3y 0
exactly what i'm doing instead of my homework, going to fail my presentation tomorrow and had a week of break to do it FML
tifferneelee 0
are you still in the first grade or are you just really really stupid to take so long to read what should only be at most 3 hours of material?
skyttlz 32
Don't forget about reading all the comments
StarFoxy2010 0
#22 you're a dickweed. Just hope you know that.
unimportant 0
have much of a life? although I shouldnt talk..