Z3R0G5
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
honeybunny90
Richmond, United States
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Dumbass Cat
Steele, United States
If I fits, I sits
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous
Casselberry, United States
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Comments (189)
hellryu 20
My dog does that too and he gets all the attention in the world, he's just very spoiled. Just move your Xbox One to a higher place.
RedPillSucks 33
Not sure why this is getting thumbed down. My dog is like that too and will play until one of us (usually me) drops from exhaustion. Some dogs are just spoiled for attention.
TallMist 32
Why assume it's an XBOX One? It could be XBOX360 or original XBOX.
brandoneyez1 25
Sounds like your dog had a good trainer. Now just put it in a plastic case so your dog can't shut it off. You might consider that you play to much and go out and play with your furry friend.
daniel_2209 12
360 or One?
zahidnasir 22
he needs some electric shocks
arandomusernameaa 20
Your profile is so arrogant... "really fun to be around with a cheerful laugh" you could do with some shocks yourself. :D
furbyface711 9
It like when my cat lays across my Computer when she wants attention. I just play with her for 10 minutes until she gets tried and go back to doing whatever I was doing.
arandomusernameaa 20
Yeh my cat comes and sits on my keyboard... irritating when I am working though..
LinkandSaria 10
I have a feeling OP doesn't give the dog enough attention. Dogs do require a lot of it.Try having your dog snuggle with you as you play Xbox!
cheesebond 29
What??? Jk
arandomusernameaa 20
A joke- a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter. This is not a funny comment... it's basically the opposite of a joke.
anyoldnamewilldo 23
Why does this remind me of the posts about neglected girlfriends who are ignored in favor of video games...even when they are lying naked beside the guy? Heads up people....gaming is supposed to add to your life, not take away from it.
PattonGilette2 18
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Ins0mau 20
And have it overheat?
shaytards_fml 9
get a Chihuahua, I bet he can't reach