Z3R0G5
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
honeybunny90
Richmond, United States
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Dumbass Cat
Steele, United States
If I fits, I sits
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous
Casselberry, United States
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Comments (189)
Dashelle 25
He's conditioned you! My bunny used to try to rip the bottom of my pants for attention. Easy fix--don't give him attention. You don't want to reward him by giving him attention (good or bad) for doing the bad deed. Just make sure he's getting enough attention otherwise.
cchuckcloninger 5
Damn right. Just let him pee on the floor cause nothing interrupts a stupid video game.
amiralj 12
Put that mofo down!! .... Kidding
tbasx2 12
Kill the dog, or set up a perimeter shock collar around it.
BigMac92 11
Fyl just cause your xbox gets turned off? Holy shit you have no life. I accidentally vomited on my gf but that story doesn't get published. This site sucks major balls.
hasabo 12
Guess who was on a 77 kill streak and the dog ruined it
pmps2013 5
apparently you don't give you dog enough attention. stop neglecting it, and get off your butt and take it for a walk!
RamonTheGamer 7
That dog sounds like a bitch. HAHA, GET IT?
TopHatNinja68 6
Tht means u don't give him enough attention
elmatador615 12
Give him bacon, bacon is always the answer!
DanielRamirez 10
Let me take a wild guess, he turns off your xbox? :D