Z3R0G5
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
honeybunny90
Richmond, United States
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Dumbass Cat
Steele, United States
If I fits, I sits
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous
Casselberry, United States
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Comments (189)
Das_is_gud 11
You mean ex-dog
Muttley9 13
An idea for you: pile of puppy treats on the other side of the room from the Xbox :)
mybrotherisevil 7
Put the Xbox out of the dog's reach to make it impossible for it to reach the power button!
sassy2085 16
So how did you teach it that. I want my dogs to do that when my boyfriend has played too long
happyfingers 15
lol Smart dog. XD I suggest moving the xbox to a place the dog can't reach and perhaps playing with your dog more.
Eevee11 6
The cool thing is that you do have a smart dog
FMLcommenterer 13
Pc master race anyone...? No? I'll just go back to my dark room and play World Of Warcraft alone...
aportugali 1
He wants you to play xbox!
Philerup31 12
Your dog is quite a bitch.
EvilLittleMan 23
It's better to have your dog turn off the X Box than a real person.