Z3R0G5
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
honeybunny90
Richmond, United States
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Dumbass Cat
Steele, United States
If I fits, I sits
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous
Casselberry, United States
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Comments (189)
B4rn3yST1NSON 15
"Xbosh wOFF! "
arandomusernameaa 20
I love you.
skyeyez9 25
A dog's only entertainment is interacting with their owner. You are all they have in this world. They dont have the luxury to keep occupied with xbox, internet, reading...etc
outoftown 27
Not with DogTV!
ChibiChibi_fml 28
A Dogs only entertainment is interacting with it's owner? So what about all those times when a dog finds a toy to play with and feels the need to beat it up in every room of the house and act angry if you try to interfere with those beatings? or when they just chase their tails for several minutes? Plus all those times when they shun an owners attempts to play so that they can chew their toy in peace? I'm not saying that people shouldn't spend time playing with their pets but they are hardly their pets only source of entertainment.
I_crosbourne 3
If you played with your dog more, he wouldn't beg for attention so much Smart dog for figuring that out
rdenkewicz 11
Hey don't talk about your wife like that!
Km1490 20
Aww clever dog..
ahh_rats 15
Bitches are needy sometimes
JMichael 26
Turned that damn game system off.
Schiffy 18
"Bitches are needy sometimes" "Hey don't talk about your wife like that!" >Male dog Dumbasses
SoultheWolf 19
Just put your XBOX up in a place where your dog can't reach it... It's a pretty simple solution.
Stucky388 4
That dog is an Ass hole.