Z3R0G5
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
honeybunny90
Richmond, United States
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Dumbass Cat
Steele, United States
If I fits, I sits
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous
Casselberry, United States
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Comments (189)
Awkward_Batman 6
my dog unplugs my controller all the time
jh921971 10
Time to pay more attention to the dog
AshleyScruggs 14
Woe is me, my dog turns my Xbox off. YDI for considering this an FML moment.
xoxbecca 5
My dog does that too lmao.. All I had to do was make it clear that what he did was a bad thing and he doesn't do it anymore. Well sometimes he does lmao, only when he smells something on it haha
mcavagnetto 1
Should be: Today, I'm such a bad owner my dog taught himself to turn of my xbox FML. Care more about your living pet then your material possessions.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
You're an awfully judgmental one aren't you? Just because an animal decides it wants attention doesn't mean it never gets it. My mom used to play with her cat for hours on end but that never stopped him from biting through her Playstation controller cords because he wanted attention right this second. This even happened on several occasion when she'd just got done petting and playing with him and he wandered away and then decided he wanted go back to playing. She was forced to buy a cordless controller both for her sanity and the cats protection since it's a bad idea to bite through electrical wires. It's possible that the OP plays with their dog on a very regular basis and the dog is just a spoilt attention seeker like some are. You shouldn't call someone a bad pet owner without actually knowing all the details.
Ninjawolfess 1
Our cat rusty does the same thing for pc games. He'll lay under my arms and hit M on the keyboard, pulling up the map at the most crucial times.
worldclassrager 41
Smart puppy...I think you should have your dog out when you play...
as_you_wish 16
Our dog did that to us all the time. We eventually had to move it up. Since he's a little dog it worked out.
hellphone_fml 37
to everyone saying "play with the dog more" my dog wants to play 24/7, after i get done playing with him he refuses to let me do anything and still begs for attention. This does not mean op is a bad pet owner maybe the dog just doesnt know when to stop playing?
NurseAbi 10
clever dog!