Z3R0G5
Indianapolis, United States
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
honeybunny90
Richmond, United States
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Anonymous
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Cedar Buero
Cape Girardeau, United States
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Dumbass Cat
Steele, United States
If I fits, I sits
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Anonymous
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Crystal_Nicole
Wichita, United States
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Anonymous
Casselberry, United States
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Anonymous
Manchester, United Kingdom
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
luni
United Kingdom
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Comments (189)
jdeezy01 13
It's not that hard to move the xbox out of doggie's reach.
kuzzy00 22
Why don't you just TURN the xbox around so that your dog can't reach the button? But I get it... **** logic?
TallMist 32
Because the position the XBOX is in is the only way he can eject the disc all the way? The cords can't reach if it's facing any other direction? If it was placed elsewise, it could fall and break?
AngieeRebecca 10
same thing happened to me. after I moved it up she chewed up my Xbox mic
s3xygrandpa 5
Good. If you put your Xbox higher than your dog, you probably shouldn't have the dog.
skipper2009 18
It's called responsibility dumbass.
ChibiChibi_fml 28
Or attention seeking brat of a dog who never wants to stop playing. You don't know which so you shouldn't call people names like an asshole would.
TallMist 32
Yeah, OP, how dare you have time for yourself and the stuff you like to do! Since you own a dog, that clearly means your dog can be the only thing in your life! Right? RIGHT?!
jmann8811 15
Dude I'd be so pissed but animals beat games any day
jweb1434 6
That's cute! Spend more time with your dog
flapjax68 4
Cover it with a cardboard panel, that way you just lift it up and turn it on. If you don't want to do that you can always move it, or just go play with your ******* dog
Joedbag 8
Put it down. The dog I mean...
thaliah 15
That's so cute! Dogs are wacky. :)