Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
Gamers rise up
Today, my girlfriend destroyed my Xbox, because somewhere in her psycho brain she actually thought it would get me to pay more attention to her, even though I only play 3 hours on a Sunday. Joke's on her, I bought a new one, she’s back on the streets, and I play it a whole lot more now. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
If I fits, I sits
Today, my cat got mad at me because I wouldn't let him sit on my Xbox. Jeez, sorry that I care about your safety, and I don't want my Xbox to overheat. FML
Clever boy
Today, I found out my dog can open the fridge. Now I have no food left. FML
Today, my dog played dead just so I would leave him alone. FML
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog climbed onto the dining room table to eat the cat's food. Then whined until I showed him how to get down. He does this every night. My dog is a genius. FML
Bad boy
Today, I realized that my dog is an evil genius. As I sat down to have a snack, he barked as if he saw someone outside. I went to check it out, but nobody was there. When I returned, I found my dog on the table finishing off my bacon sandwich. FML
Today, when my boyfriend said it was time to play with his baby, I figured he was talking about me. He meant his Xbox. FML
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purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
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Jacksparrow72 21
Should have gotten a PS4.
bushada 18
But I'm wondering if OP is talking about an Xbox 360 rather than an Xbox One?
Lavelle1313 11
It's probably the 360 slim, because of the heat sensing touch feature.
Ambient25 25
Funny if you guys are completely wrong and OP is talking about the original Sexbox...I mean Xbox
SadisticStephyy 21
Doesn't matter. Should get a PS4 anyway.
Zebediabolical 45
Should consider a PS4. In a year or so when the price drops, there's a variety of games available and they've had time to fix the hardware bugs that inevitably pop up when there's new hardware involved.
bubblyhayley 16
how is that at all relevant to the fml..
Enslaved 38
I got a ps4 but none of all my past online friends did. They're all happy continuing to play their older system. It's not as great as I thought it would be. ):
TheCrispyCat 20
Exactly why I'm waiting. Except, all my friends are probably getting Xboners, I'm going to get a PS4. We could be friends!
taco_bender 12
It's relevant because he would've saved himself from losing valuable game progress
Oceanborn_fml 24
What did you expect with a brand new console with hardly any games? It'll be great in a year or so, not now.
1947Chevy 17
Why hate on a game system at all. I tend to go with sony myself but that's preference on the variety of games available for them. Most of the games I like are available for both systems but some are exclusive to playstation. I do have an Xbox 360 because I do like some of those games that you can't get on playstation. For that matter I have every Nintendo from NES to 64.
alycion 39
Have a ps4, love it. Will get an xbox one and sure I will love it. And mastered the art if playing fetch with the dog while playing games. Even pull it off while raiding in ff14. But if my dog wants attention, the games go off. Might I suggest filling a kong with peanut butter to keep him busy occasionally?
zRatio 6
Off Topic: Anyone else notice the time it was published.
jsp16 24
Or he should've got a SNES.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
#113. what? 18 o'clock?
Robbieisadowg 16
What #113 is referring to is that it was published on 1/6/14 but today is 1/7/14. Yet it was published today.
masterof1 7
Get a wiiU
chaser5455 7
Ps4 ******* sucks
BlakeTheWizard 3
Why do you think this?
Julortiz 15
PC master race
TallMist 32
#187 Except I see more people complain about crashes, glitches, campers, team killers, etc. on PC forums than console forums.
purebliss_fml 19
So turn the Xbox off and take him for a walk!
little_one1 14
I agree! Maybe you aren't spending enough time with him. He loves you unconditionally you know!
mac8080 7
Or pay more attention to him dogs have feelings to you know.
patrickalamo 48
Or buy a shock collar.
Sports_guy3 28
That's harsh. Dogs are living; living things need attention.
NeatNit 33
I'll bet every single one of you would have said the exact opposite if it was a cat.
murdersquirrel 15
why? cat people love their cats. i know mine is spoiled and we play every day.
finalyearsofhate 22
Buy a shock collar and put it on 30. Maybe he'd be less of a jerk after a few jolts.
SThompson90 7
Most people who are anti shock collar have never tried to train a large dog
Bigfabthetruth52 22
**** that,i bet his dog does it whenever it wants randomly, even if its given the requisite attention it needs and then some.
CHUBBYninja 18
Its -40° here with wind chill. I don't think that's an option for some people.
TunaFireStarter 16
Shock collars are crazy. I shocked myself with one once and it HURT. I would never use or suggest one of those except in the most dire circumstances. In that type of case, the dog should be re-homed to someone more suitable anyways, so it shouldn't really be necessary. I'm okay with the ones that only beep and vibrate though.
blackonblight 33
Yeah they hurt, that's the point. So does a hot stove, and you only have to touch it once to learn as a kid not to. It hurts but doesn't harm, and some dogs can just ignore anything less. I've seen invisible fence collars work wonders, and I've been zapped by that once, ow, but it keeps a beagle from following her nose and running off. My cousins dog is a bit high strung, and he used a shock collar when she was acting up beyond what was allowable, after getting shocked a couple times all it takes is him bringing it out for her to be on her best behavior. She's a good dog, but when dogs get riled sometimes nothing gets through to them. A bit of pain often breaks that mood.
DorklyComicFan 8
Place your Xbox higher up so your dog can't reach it to turn it off.
DorklyComicFan 8
Or, spend time with your dog before you play.
little_one1 14
Kinda what I was thinking. OP, your dog is a living breathing thing, it also loves you no matter what. Spend some time with him. He probably just misses playing with you.
Nohman 14
That is true, although some dogs are constantly asking for attention.
tomwantssnow 14
Yeah, even if I spend the better part of a day playing with my black lab at the dog park, she will still constantly want my attention. Some dogs are a little needier than others
Z3R0G5 23
OP here. thanks man. I'll try it
KamiyaHaine 18
Don't play with the dog then turn on the xbox immediately every time! He will associate it with end of playtime! Play with him, do something else, then go to the xbox. Don't let a routine form & he won't associate the xbox with anything bad. And if he does turn off the xbox, don't play with him immediately for the same reason!
foe1 7
Yeah play with your dog if they figured out how to do that then you know you have been playing too long
chevygirl23 17
Not necessarily. He could play with the dog, and the dog could do it anyways. Dogs are strange creatures. Mine likes to stand in middle of our yard and bark at nothing.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
Exactly
Bigfabthetruth52 22
It doesn't take a genius dog to figure out how to push a button and turn something off and know that they can do it again in a short amount of time.
elcee1987 18
Who says he's barking at nothing? #whoyougonnacall
Ashamed_Sister 60
Smart dog.
MrsPegg 45
Yep, and I really wish OP would film this and put it on YouTube so we could all enjoy their dogs brilliance!
littlemissdqgirl 8
I agree, very smart dog! If he has a gf I bet she taught the dog that;)
abbykadabby 8
Why don you just play with your dog ?
Zomg_Okay 27
How do you know OP doesn't? God forbid he does his own thing from time to time.
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol big, pretty, tempting circle on/off button, wouldn't blame the dog whether he wanted attention or not.
jordanhraye 18
This is hilarious but sucks at the same time. Give your dog attention bro!
EmmaMK 35
Play the game of Fetch, Outside!
Fermion 20
But the outernet is scary!
EmmaMK 35
Now and then we all have to be brave and step into the unknown.
Melix 31
But.....Dark Souls! D:
adamfromaus 9
id say hes pretty close to playing some multiplayer games