Today, my dog has found a new game he likes. It involves him rolling around on my new bed sheets to build up static electricity and run and poke me with his nose so I get shocked. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to play with my dog. I sat on the ground and whistled for him to come to me. I smiled when I saw him running at my happily. He sniffed me, turned around, lifted his leg and peed on me. FML
Today, my dog found out how to turn my Xbox off. So whenever he wants attention, guess what he does. FML
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
Today, my dog thought it would be a good idea to use my phone as a chew toy. FML
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Today, my brother thought it would be hilarious to put his dog shock collar on me to wake me in lieu of my alarm. You know how those cartoon characters look when they're electrocuted? That's exactly how I woke up. FML
Today, I used a new body wash that smells like vanilla cookies. My dog spent the entire day chasing me around and trying to lick my arms. FML
Today, my dog carried on with his recent habit of trying to hump me. When I told my mom, she just joked that he's my new boyfriend. Now my whole family is just calling him my boyfriend. FML
Today, my dog celebrated my coming home by slapping me in the junk repeatedly with his tail. FML
Today, I woke up to my dog jumping on my bed and licking me all over. It would've been fine, if I hadn't woken the first time a few minutes earlier to the sight of him going to town on his balls. FML
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Top comments
alex_the_tiger 14
That's awesome
Tayleena97 11
That's shockingly adorable ^-^
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Comments (127)
alex_the_tiger 14
That's awesome
GodPart2 20
Looks like your dog is cleverer than many people I know...
truth_teller23 11
Quit freeloading off of the #1 comment.
Sports_guy3 28
Smart dog you have there.
bestbelieve 9
It'd be amazing to have this dog! I'd get him back
beaglegal 42
I wish my dogs could do that... all they do is sleep, eat and fart. (._.)
cocainewhore 30
#35 that's the same as my dog. I'd swap the farting for an electric shock any day.
Glitter_taco_ 10
I think ops dog may be a genius mutation of magical scientific minded dogs
granCanyon 12
That dog is smarter than most people.
Bonefish84 6
Evil genius dog!
KainMoogle 21
Even dogs can't resist... Who knew?
Tayleena97 11
That's shockingly adorable ^-^
TheZigg 8
Genius.
tacojauns 45
I though Pikachu was a mouse...
KeannaLove 32
My dog does that too. The look of pure joy on his face makes it hard to stay mad at him.
kder0aeon 9
lol. what a jerk, I say with fondness as a dog owner.
RileyTheCoyote 6
Awwwww! Your dog is shockingly clever! ;D
KushCrushin89 10
Thumbs up for the comment, thumbs down for being the second person to make said comment.
jordynsage 17
Picturing that is hilarious. This just made my day.
ThomasBombadil 31
Sounds like you have a smart dog there. Congrats! Rename himher to Tesla.
booze_n_bitches 37
Better than rolling round in sheep shit, then poking you with his nose.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Yeah, I hate it when my dog rolls around in my sheep's necessities!
Nickb55 16
Wow that's one clever and devious.dog.
tommyfox 19
Even dogs can master the art of trolling.