Today, I told my girlfriend's father that I wanted to talk about his daughter. I then went on to tell him I was thinking about 'popping the cherry', instead of 'popping the question'. FML
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Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my dad. I thought it was a good idea at the time, at least until he took her aside for a private chat. During the chat, he told her all about my two previous marriages and advised her to "get out while you can". FML
Today, I met my girlfriend's father for the first time; he asked me to explain my interest in dating her. In a mix of me trying to say "I want to be with your daughter" and "I want to be in your daughter's life" I got confused and said, "I want to be in your daughter." FML
Today, I was hooking up with my girlfriend when her dad knocked on the clear door that leads to the room. About 5 minutes later both of her parents came in to give us the "talk" which included the first time her parents did it. In detail. FML
Today, my girlfriend's father sent me a text message that simply stated "You ruined my relationship with my daughter." I wanted to ask him for his blessing to marry his daughter. FML
Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my overprotective father. My boyfriend started out with, "Sir, it is an honor to be your daughter's sexual partner." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father if I could marry his daughter. He smiled, shook my hand, and said "No. Now get out of my house." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend's father for permission to take his daughter's hand in marriage. He asked me "Which one?" I said "Uh, the one I'm dating... Lisa." He belched and said, "Yeah sure, throw 'er off a cliff for all I care. Piss off, boy." So much for chivalry. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents, despite my long-standing protests. Over the next hour, they asked her if she'd ever considered becoming a swinger, why not, if she'd ever consider it in future, and to keep them in mind if she does. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, I had my girlfriend over for dinner with my family. My father had dressed up as a girl for a recent gig of his at a local pub. This got somehow brought up at the table. The rest of the dinner conversation consisted of him and my girlfriend discussing bras and lingerie. FML
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elegantlywasted1 3
hopefully her dad doesn't have a big gun collection
ambrz 0
ehh doesn't have to be that big of a deal I'm sure you'll laugh about it when your married years later remenising... :)
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Comments (112)
babybubz 0
way to goooo lol
tabershawn 0
did he get pissed off and popped ur cherry
haydenshaw 0
hahahahahahahahaha
UziTopete 0
I'm sure she been through that long before you my friend lol
austinryansmith 0
what did he say lol
RoadWhore 0
that is why you concentrate on what you are raping I mean saying
cute_a 0
hahhahahahhahaahha
TiffanyBlews27 0
nice, dumb*$$. those words are nothing alike. it's pretty much impossible to mix them up. I bet her dad wants to kick your *$$ now.
redpump 0
lols fyl
Itzy02 0
#1 cute baby.
icy716 0
just hope her name isnt cherry!
Cupcaken 0
fail
SliceNthrice 0
lol
jakquezz 0
complete fail number 2........
mollyholden 0
wowwww retardd
Just_Me_143 0
Idiot.
hilobude 0
You obviously dont know what that means, fail.
ArayArsenal 0
hahaha I bet he is like only ten so give him a break!;) but yeah you should google that 2!
TheCurlyTheory 0
hey! I also play for aresanal.(:
jinxthejinx 0
bah ha ha. nice...
ambrz 0
ehh doesn't have to be that big of a deal I'm sure you'll laugh about it when your married years later remenising... :)
mollyjynxjax 28
*you're
8313girl 28
Lol, how about 'reminiscing' as well
elegantlywasted1 3
hopefully her dad doesn't have a big gun collection
fylseriously 0
I don't believe this one. how can u say cherry but mean question?
vetter_fml 0
A slip of the tongue. People do make mistakes.
Mookdaruch 0
he was thinking about her cherry......common mistake
pleasenopuffin 0
It's a Freudian Slip. It has a name for a reason.
vanillathirteen 0
rofl!!!! oh such bad time to make that slip. just tell him what you were really thinking.
Jrook 0
what do you mean ""it has a name for a reason" you tool
airforce987 20
meaning it was named because its so common. tool
LeStab 4
Because Freud came up with it. He said when you make a slip it's what you are thinking in the back of your mind. So when he said "popping the cherry" he was most likely wanting to have sex with her. Oh and don't say tool, it makes you sound like a giant douche.
Scoli85 0
@#6. You've never accidentally said one word when you meant to say another?
momoz 0
So true. I understand that it is most likely a Freudian slip, but how does 'cherry' sound like 'question'?
Darrus 0
He wanted to pop her cherry, means he wanted to **** her...and that's what he told her dad. Please don't tell me you still don't get this^^
Crush89 0
twisted tongues have a way of doing the worst at the worst time
nigranathan 0
Freudian slips are the best.
AxCxDxDx 0
or just do both, if you havnt yet
misskas17 0
dumbass!!