Today, I was riding to a prom with my friends in the middle of a swamp-covered area. I stuck my head out the top and screamed like they do in the movies. My hair, makeup, and mouth were quickly filled with bugs. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I walked down the aisle when a bug flew into my mouth. In a response, I threw up on my beautiful white wedding dress. I had to party and be in the pictures in someones spare pink dress for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I went skinny dipping with a few friends at my friend's house. It was really fun until one of my friends shrieked, saying there were bugs in the pool. Everyone jumped out and looked at her. Turns out the "bugs" she saw was my body hair. FML
Today, I went to the yearly town carnival with my friends. I hadn't slept well the night before and when I got onto the scariest ride, I somehow fell half asleep. I woke up upside down and ended up peeing myself in terror. FML
Today, a friend and I were walking around a festival when out of nowhere a giant bug hit me in the face. I went into instant ninja mode, screaming and flailing. When I stopped, I realized it was just a leaf and everyone was staring at me. FML
Today, my worst fears were realized as an insect pinged off the back of my mouth while I was singing along to the radio on my motorcycle. FML
Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
Today, I was riding my motorcycle when a guy cut me off at a light. I honked and swore at him when a bug flew into my mouth. FML
Today, I was singing along to my favorite song when a giant bug flew into my mouth. I was so shocked, I almost swallowed it. After I was done freaking out, my sister wanted to throw the bug a big funeral for its "heroic sacrifice" in shutting me up. FML
Today, my mother finally pressured me to wear my old helmet while riding my bike. Halfway through my ride, 3 spiders came crawling out of it and onto my face, causing me to lose control of the bike and crash head-first. FML
Today, on my way home on my motorbike from a great party in the early hours of the morning, I was feeling pretty good about myself. Riding over a hill, I yawned in anticipation of climbing into bed. A huge winged bastard insect thing then flew straight into my throat. FML
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Top comments
elainelovesyou 7
Well.. it was a swamp covered area. What did you expect?
bugmefmlnotnow 7
idiot
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Comments (165)
shad93 3
It happens!
cockoftherock 0
no you
rallets 23
get a towel.. but check for bugs
MrBoredGuy 1
yeah, you look like you get bugs in your makeup
quinnjamin10 2
Yeah, it's just practice for when your face gets cummed all over AFTER prom. Why would you practice with bugs? YDI.
L3Paparazzo 7
their prom is ways to early. last year my prom was in late June! The Prom pics must be hilariouss
trick619 0
doesn't sound like there are too many people to yell and scream out the window to in a swamp area. probably didn't win kingqueen either. unless it was a redneck prom
sammy92 0
very true 32
ImaMonsterRawr 0
I wanna know why she was going through a swamp to get to prom?!
rudegirlmania 10
people do live in places like that, you know >_< but it sounded like she was just driving THROUGH the swamp, not IN the swamp...much safer to drive through it on a road than in it xDD
tulsafml 0
1/4
SLKBlack96 5
62 is hot
wiggs5 0
haha 62 would say that.. :)
sammy92 0
and y would I say that?
YacL 15
151- If you don't know, don't ask.
sammy92 0
buahaha Ik. just wanted to c if he would man up and awnser lol
bugmefmlnotnow 7
idiot
marmlr339 14
exactly... only in America!
borkchop1992 15
you mean dumb ****
ranger186 1
**** you 20
franniedottp 8
20, you're a dumbshit. only in Australia!
nerdface89 2
Except it says America.. too bad for you
elainelovesyou 7
Well.. it was a swamp covered area. What did you expect?
HayItsJobin 0
exactly.
j300zx 0
The Swamp Thing
tmmundy 17
lmao......too funny.
FYLorYDIohno 12
Smart move.
TehGirreth 0
I hit YDI as soon as I read "just like they do in the movies".
alicianoar 7
Vomiiiiiiit!!
jeffav51 0
thats why you question movies, tard
BestestBuddy0 0
I hope you didnt go to prom looking like a swamp lady
122409 0
that confused me a bit, too
DarkJoy_fml 5
Perhaps not filled was the correct description, but if she caked on enough makeup she could get bugs stuck to her face.....yuck.
Acousticpixie14 6
Um...I can understand how your hair and mouth can be filled with bugs. I do not, however, understand how your makeup can be filled with bugs. Please, do explain....
choirnerd9 0
She used WAY too much makeup.
Doortje 30
It probably got stuck in her mascara.
ChibiGirl5 0
is that your baby
Acousticpixie14 6
Yep that's my little boy the day after he was born [:
elainelovesyou 7
That blanket around your baby is almost like the one I had when I was a baby! :D (random)
Acousticpixie14 6
Haha yeah...most hospitals have the same blankets :P
LunaNstars 0
i bet you feel real hollywood now don't cha?
raisin31408 0
^^ win^^
cherrypassion 6
lol "like"
TheFection 0
imagine how many guys will ask you to dance!
klimpomppp 9
0?
stephyhull 4
well that was a stupid thing to do :|
solid_maru 0
you're really pretty
imausiehowboutyo 0
I agree lol
xdannyx117x 0
agreed