nyaahaha
United States
Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Nuts
Grimsby, Canada
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
curvster daughter
United States
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Aldoch
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Anonymous
West Chicago, United States
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
ohhdear.___.
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Anonymous
Aurora, United States
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Anonymous
Manama, Bahrain
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
nick
Palm Desert, United States
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
bad mom? lol
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Anonymous
United States
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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Comments (259)
StoryOfTheYear 15
7- I believe Katy Perry turn on Elmo, not into :D Giggity
1958x 6
Best FML ever.
Sesh54 7
Um no it isn't dumbass
Wheredidgrungego 12
Pretty sure that's a matter of opinion, fucksack.
1958x 6
64, maybe you should learn not to take things so seriously. Obviously it isn't the best FML ever, dumbass.
momoloser 0
maybe she needs help, either it's a dumb phase, choose in lifestyle or a cry for help
Wheredidgrungego 12
I didn't know emo was still a thing! I thought everyone grew up from that and became "scene" (more or less the same thing). So not only is OP's daughter emo, she's also not very trendy.
Epsilonyx 15
If Twilight appears in your home...kill it with fire.
MegamiKaosu 28
I hate the twilight series...
MegamiKaosu 28
don't mark me down just cause I expressed my feeling towards twilight defend it to my face or gtfo... Ty and have a good day :D
StoryOfTheYear 15
27- Oh good heavens, you illiterate bastard, you forgot to add an "ed" to turn.
wriptidez 0
first off just tell her how much you love her
MegamiKaosu 28
in my emo phase I told my mom to **** off when she tried to "help" and tell me how much she "loves me"
Wheredidgrungego 12
Isn't that how every teen is? We're all assholes.
deviable 9
I feel bad for your mom. I would be glad she cared, at least in retrospect. When I was depressed my mom never even noticed.
MegamiKaosu 28
My mom hates me she's only said that cause her therapist told her too and her pastor, later she told me I wasn't worth having
Petunia888 13
82, good for you, ungrateful ass. There's starving people out there, making less than a dollar an hour for 16 hours of extensive labor. Even if you were ******* homeless, you'd still be better off than some of those people. Oh, but go ahead and brag about how you were ungrateful when your folks tried to show some concern. Smfh.
THE_A_TEEN 28
#198 dude not everyone is an attention *****, if her mom hated her and had to go to a therapist, and a pastor just for them to tell her to say "i love you" is ****** up. "oh boo hoo theres people doing worse than you". It's personal experience, not everyone ******* else's problem, if there are people out there who need help, HELP THEM, dont complain on fml, ungrateful ass, grow the **** up!
wriptidez 0
first off just tell her how much you love her
wriptidez 0
first off just tell her how much you love her
wriptidez 0
first off just tell her how much you love her
MegamiKaosu 28
true, they are really close in style some times. really doesn't help when a lot of ppl go to that stereotype...