Today, my daughter turned Emo. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, like every other day, my daughter thinks that degrading skinny people is very "non-conformist" and "edgy". This time, though, a slightly slim girl punched her in the face when she accused her of being anorexic. Now people think I gave my daughter her new black eye. FML
Today, my daughter is still acting out her teenage issues. This morning, when I told her to, "Have a nice day" she screamed at me, "DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!" FML
Today, I got my daughter's school pictures. Instead of smiling, she did the duck face. She's 6. FML
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML
Today, my daughter hugged me around the neck and whispered, "I'm going to cut your head off." I'm afraid to go to sleep now. FML
Today, it was my daughter's birthday. I didn't know I had a daughter. FML
Love and hate
Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. They found her on the roof, threatening to kill herself. I had to pretend to sound scared and sad over the phone, but in reality, the only emotion I could feel was extreme joy. FML
Street cred
Today, I found out that my daughter has been making up horrible lies about her home life to impress some new friends. Since when is having two highly involved, loving parents with good careers and a nice home an embarrassment? FML
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Did anyone else have trouble selecting this FML to look at the comments seeing as how it's soooo small? Anyone? Just me? :
suprmidgt 0
I'm sure that was a long time coming.
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml 12
Anyone else have trouble clicking on this FML to look at the comments because of how small it is? D:<
DogmaT_fml 4
Take all of the razors and pills in the house into a safe O_o
hellogoodbye1996 6
Even if she hides all the razors and drugs it won't matter she will still find a way.
MeasaV123 0
Such as thumb tacks, her own nails, a paperclip, a fork, paper, nails, ect... But she'd have to be really desperate to use any of that stuff.
hellogoodbye1996 6
Exactly 76. But I mean if it's "emo" for the style she won't hurt herself. If she's trying to cope I bet she will get desperate.
lopeannie 2
She can also use safety pins. There's many things she can use.
Feklfekl2222 32
I have a friend that cuts herself and I have am "emo" friend. The friend that cuts herself listens to Katy perry and all the "popular" crappy music and dresses in hollister and "popular" crappy clothes. My "emo" friend is one of the happiest people I know but still dresses in "emo" clothes and listens to the music of the style as well as goth music yet she is still incredibly happy and does not cut herself.
alphabetsoup96 0
195- I just had to say your pic is sooo adorable!!!! And I totally agree with you, I think instead of the parent being on FML they should talk to her/his daughter about it and be supportive even if you don't agree , the last thing you wanna do is distance yourself from your daughter.
sex_and_drugs 11
u know you don't have to cut yourself to be emo
tuckerharbaugh 0
**** you. Emo isn't cutting yourself and doing drugs. is more then that. people are stupid.
ukrage 1
It's also being a 60 lb bisexual dude or a slutty fat chick with no friends
Mercedes16 7
You should talk to her OP. Try and help.
minisquid 9
Yeah, figure out if this is to look cool, or something emotional. Good luck OP, you're gonna need it.
DonovanRiddick 6
You need help, stupid.
snowdrift 6
Yeah, I my mom found out I was cutting, she submitted a FML...if this is her..HI MOM XD
ScottieZ 0
I remember my first black nail polish...
btnhdude 0
you do? I sure don't. acid maaaan, acid.
MegamiKaosu 28
I remember mine and the look on my moms face cause she couldn't do shit about it >D
daydreamer244 13
I'm wearing black nail polish rite now.
miraggg 1
Right cause black nail polish is only for emos
brainstorm23 0
Never wore it
HannahForbesxo 13
It's probably just a phase. I went through the "emo " stage and I've turned out okay so far. Just chill and let her be the way she wants, you can't force her out of it and I really see no harm in letting her do this, unless she's causing trouble through it.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
But if she cuts she will DIE!!! People survive with severed limbs but god forbid a cut on that wrist and you're dead!!! Fo real!!!!!
MegamiKaosu 28
wanna see my scars? I'm not dead o,e
HeathyLoo 0
ShroomsOnAcid. You're an idiot. A cut on the wrist doesn't mean death -.- if you go deep enough and hit a vein you will end up in hospital. And being " emo " doesn't mean you self harm. Self harm is when a person is depressed and doesn't know what else to do. It's a coping mechanism. And I'm sure everyone goes through a stage where they are upset. I did. I've been cutting for 4 years and I'm not dead.
MegamiKaosu 28
seriously my comment went here?... that was to reply to my comment
MegamiKaosu 28
I hate fml app so much right now for sending my comments everywhere... but any way #20 I agree with you about OP just letting her be and it might just be a phase
ShroomsOnAcid 17
None of you guys caught the obvious (at least to me) sarcasm? I used to cut as well, for different reasons, and I was just referring to this ridiculous claim you'll often hear, that one cut will ultimately lead to your death.
EvilCupcake8361 9
there's a possibility that she could go to a hospital for hitting a vein but it won't kill her. I once cut up my neck but it didn't kill me
ShroomsOnAcid 17
No seriously, I still can't believe how obviously phrased my comment was, and people still didn't get it, lol. Sometimes people see only what they want to see.
ejjamael 5
how and why you cut your neck?
foxman47 3
Because she is an attention ***** and wanted to brag about it. I hate when people talk about their "cutting stories." That should be personal shit that you keep to yourself.
MegamiKaosu 28
we're not bragging.. I know for me it's a painful fact to see all my scars and I can't hide them or lie about them. that part of me is behind me and I still sometimes cry about it because I was so young
btnhdude 0
I remember I when I use to scratch.... my butt.
NAU_future 7
It's okay 55, I got the sarcasm when I read your comment. Actually if I had seen it earlier I would have posted but you beat me too it,
haj_fml 4
It's just attention seeking. Trust me. You do not have any 'deep down issues that no one understands'. Chances are you're a perfectly privileged person that just likes to do stupid shit like that.
Miss_Blaine 18
Just stop... Nobody wants to rear your dumb shit...
CMichael 0
Coping mechanism my ass.
julz0125 5
I'm not dead either
yazmi_09 3
You are all idiots for cutting
baccaz16 0
Wow that sucks. Hey some of them look cool tho. Hahaha
NoahStaz 3
As long as she and her new friends don't do anything out of the ordinary "For Emo's, it's pretty hard to do) don't worry about it. it's probably just a phase. Noe if your knives start disappearing... Run.
MegamiKaosu 28
Just because OP's daughter is emo DOESNT mean she's cutting. Emo is a style, anyone can cut themselves...
Richard16 0
If she doesnt cut it will be called scene not emo.
MegamiKaosu 28
yea and it doesn't help when they look a like and ppl mainly seem to go to that stereotype the emos cut but if she doesn't care and knows who she is it doesnt matter in the long run.
EvilCupcake8361 9
no emo is where your all super emotional & dress in all black. Scene on the other hand is just a happier more colorful version. Any kind of person can cut, you don't need to belong to a certain group of people to do that
Richard16 0
Yea you have a good point and the thing i really dont get is why people think if you cut once your life is gonna end right there or eventually because you have done it, it makes no sence.
MegamiKaosu 28
also cutting is a way to cope a way to release or hide the other feelings though pain. I know emos who like to where lots of color :
deviable 9
Though a lot of emos do cut to get attention.
killerkiss92 8
Keep an eye on your child and stop ignoring her. signs of becoming emo are very strong.
MegamiKaosu 28
this fml and your comment angers me and touches close to home... emo posers cut themselves being emo is a music style and not a bad thing at all. I've been emo and never cut during that time I actually cut when I was young and still adorable in my parents eye...
miraggg 1
No.. Emo is a subculture (which includes a music genre) get yo facts straight
tigerlilypop 7
penguin blood will fix that right up.