wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Applecross, Australia
Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Little brat
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
DeepFriedLettuce
Vashon, United States
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
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WeLikeIke 23
10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?
Mynamewontfi 40
And won't breed.
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Comments (97)
iShanny 13
Did this remind ANYONE else of that Boy Meets World episode when Morgan does the exact same thing?? "Mommy, if my dolly is cold, can I put her in the oven?" "No, honey, that would be a mistake." "... Mommy, I made a mistake."
TheLadyOpal 30
I wasn't reminded of that until I read this - I loved watching that show :D
sdroze1389 31
maybe that was just a cover for the fact she is trying her hand at voodoo and when she realized you didn't melt just played dumb doll Samaritan
Gauzy21 12
Well she's just plain dumb
SadiesMommy 1
What if her daughter has a mental problem or something, don't go accusing a person when you don't know them.
exuberant_orange 17
Well... On the bright side... she still has a big imagination... I guess....
ViviMage 40
It's fine to place a doll inside the box with it off. Turning the microwave on however will result in a fire or melted doll bits.
Surge_Heart 12
Why does a 17 year old doll need someone else to warm her up ?
Gorebabee17 10
Damn. She must feel lonely as ****.
UH60 26
I can't help but choose 'You deserved it' on a lot of FMLs parents post. Maybe it's just me, but assuming these parents were an active part of their kids life, you deserve it for raising them.
diagnosed 15
You know I have to agree with a lot of these people that say its your fault that your daughter is an idiot. It is a parents job to teach the child the difference between reality and fantasy. I foresee a lot of very bad things in this girl's future most of which can easily be avoided with some common sense which she obviously lacks. I hope you're prepared to be a grandmother soon. Heaven forbid that thought. I wouldn't let her breed if it was up to me......