Today, at work, I had to tell a woman that there is no such thing as a "pedigree Beahuahuadoodle", and that she'd essentially paid $500 for a mutt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I learned that while anybody can call me a bitch, my husband got mad at his aunt for calling our dog a mutt. FML
Checks out
Today, while handing out business cards to promote my new dog grooming business, I stopped to talk to a potential client. She let me get all the way through my 15-minute speech, before bothering to tell me she didn't have a dog. FML
Today, my mother informed me that she sold my dog to pay off some bills. FML
Breeder
Today, hoping to earn some extra cash, I spent a fortune on a purebred pit bull so I could breed her. To my horror, the ad lied about her and she had already been spayed. When I tried to contact the seller to get my money back, they just replied, “Serves you right, backyard breeder” and blocked me. FML
Today, I received a $500 fine for an "unruly" dog. I don't have a dog. FML
Today, I was at work when someone came in asking me to brush their pet Shih Tzu. After an hour of vigorously grooming through the multiple knots, I called the owner to collect their dog. When she got here she said, "Oh, did I say brush? I meant shave." FML
Today, at work, a woman screamed at me and called me a bitch because I refused to refund something we give away for free. FML
Mistaken identity
Today, I was out walking my dog, when a lady called out to me asking, “Is that a boy or a girl?” Assuming she meant the dog, I told her that he was a boy. When I turned away, I heard her say to her kid, “I was talking about the person walking the dog, but whatever,” then audibly laughing. FML
Unilateral
Today, my husband re-homed the puppy I got because he chewed his sandals. I spent $5000 on the puppy, including microchipping, certifications, etc. He told me, “That’ll teach you to stop spending our money on dumb shit.” Oh, and I have to get him new sandals. FML
Today, I overheard my manager tell a customer that it's perfectly safe for dogs to eat grapes if they're seedless. I work in a pet store. FML
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nchic01 17
what?! tell that to my pedigree labraeagleman! i paid a fine fortune for him
Exodiafinder687 58
I hope she didn't take it too ruff.
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Comments (115)
Vivi99 12
Wow
JustinJK 21
such doge
musoboy 22
amaze
icekitten14 12
I have no idea why #65 is being downvoted. They actually made a pretty awesome comment. It made me laugh! :)
ExtremeEncounter 32
You're very easily amused.
nchic01 17
what?! tell that to my pedigree labraeagleman! i paid a fine fortune for him
rainbowdonnareed 18
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I am sure that's what the first person who bought the laberdoodle was told yes know the first was just two dogs in heat!!
Smooth_Criminal 24
What?
trex454 21
all of the doodle breeds are mutts. they can't be a pure breed mix breed
Welshite 40
Well excuse me, but I special ordered my chipoopittador, and he's registered. Of course, I got his papers in an alleyway, but they're still legit! I think...
junkusernamexyz 17
I'm still trying to figure out that name.
iShanny 13
It took me a minute, but I believe it's chihuahua-poodle-pit bull-labrador.
5secondsofvvifi 21
My little brother is never going to believe that our Masdachpittdane isn't real! What are we supposed to tell him? This is outrageous! Those papers looked so real...
Exodiafinder687 58
I hope she didn't take it too ruff.
BillMurray_fml 12
"There's a sucker born every minute."
thespiantess 18
Maybe this started with someone saying "I bet you can't tell some sucker that dog is a Beahuahuadoodle and sell it for for $500"
rmllavaneras 19
There's a Venezuelan comedian that says: "Some things, us men just do them only so we're able to tell the story." That being said, the punchline might be something like "..and she actually believed the pedigree!" while a little girl loves a may-not-so-pretty mutt.
xautumnwillsx 15
Yup! I have to tell customers all the time that they have spent hundreds of dollars on dogs that are mutts! Half of them don't listen though.
mkymouse90 17
I had a lady bring me a maltese and told me it was a Yorkie and she had paper..
alliewillie 22
Yep - Labradoodles, Chi-poos, malti-poos, chi weenies... ITS A MUTT. Save your hundreds of dollars, go to the shelter, and adopt one just like it!
Brandi_Faith 34
Mutt is just a term for a mixed breed dog. There is nothing wrong with a "mutt" or spending lots of money on the dog you really want with a breed that has the characteristics & personality that fit your personality and families needs. I hate how the word "mutt" is used as a derogatory term and used as if the dog is of lesser value.
HyunnK 18
I agree. The word "mutt" is like a bullet to my chest.
RayneSmytson 24
Not every one sees it as a derogatory. I call my dog a mutt all the time, because he is, he's the result of two crossbreeds being bred together, but there are people who put a lot of value in their pedigree dogs who sadly do think that a non pedigree is bad. Hence the hilarity in their ignorance of buying a "pedigree beahuahuadoodle" Sadly, you can't put brains in stupid.
rmllavaneras 19
I think breeds have no particular value. My wife loves pugs -though we don't have any dogs, yet- and I like huskies and malamutes. That doesn't mean that, when we get a dog, this would be a must. If we like the dog, we'll have it. Some mutts have a very beautiful mix of features. Particularly, I think pugs are ugly, and they have a lot of hereditary health problems due to inbreeding. If we consider Darwinist thought, mutts actually might have genetic advantage due to a vaster gene pool. I take a healthier dog over an expensive pedigreed dog.
riffehunter 16
I think we can almost all agree that "purebred" is just a fancy word for "inbred"
RBW_Slave 9
My dog is 100% mutt. Blue heeler, supposedly some Lab, some kind of Shepherd, and who knows what. Only now in his 14th year is he showing signs of slowing down. He is smart and sociable. "Mutt" is the biggest compliment you can give a dog.
Brandi_Faith 34
I should say I have no problems with the word mutt, I only have a problem when it's been used as a put down. My dog is also a mutt. :)
ashlyrose45 12
Some girl tried to sell a puppy on a local buy and sell page for $300 and pass it off as "pure bred German Shepard". She got the dog for free off my friend, and I know for a fact both parents are mutts
Emzinatorbot 26
I wonder what that looks like...
The_Village_Idio 6
I'm amazed that she didn't notice the name is literally a contraction of a bunch of other breed names. And then goes on to claim it's purebred... Ugh.
Exodiafinder687 58
For anyone interested I'm crossbreeding a Shih Tzu and a Bulldog. Anyone interested in some puppies for only $500 a pop? Where else are you going to find Bullshit at such low prices?
PossiblyInDanger 24
I actually know someone with a bullshit. It's a cute little dog.
PePziNL 20
If you make up a story about how those dogs pooped (but they really didn't), is it bullshitshitbullshit?
HyunnK 18
Is it dog poop?
laden_swallow09 35
*Bullshiht.