baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
No-Sleep Nellie
Waterloo, United States
Today, my mother woke me up by loudly vacuuming the house. I had to work the next morning, so I asked her what she was thinking. She told me that if I was really tired and needed sleep, I wouldn't have woken up. It was 3 AM. FML
hair2daygone4ever
This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff
United States
**** my shit up
Today, my four-year-old daughter thought it'd be funny to cut my hair while I was sleeping. FML
crazydaughter
Egypt
Today, I walked in on my daughter trying to blow-dry the sweat off her armpits instead of showering. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Pipe down!
Today, I woke up to the sound of my roommate vacuuming at 7 a.m. I was annoyed because I had stayed up late, but then I realized she was vacuuming in the kitchen… at 7 a.m. because the broom "wasn't powerful enough." I gave her the benefit of the doubt until she started vacuuming my bedroom floor while I was still in bed. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
Today, I woke to my drunk mother trying to vacuum the lawn. FML
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
So so close to clean
Warren, United States
Proper job
Today, with words of encouragement from my mom, I vacuumed my room. After finishing and admiring my job well done, I went to put the vacuum away. It caught on the plug for my electric razor which was dangling below the dresser and yanked that and everything else that was on top of it off. FML
joey
Zapped
Today, my mom decided to try her new taser on me while I was asleep on the couch. FML
w_t_f
United States
Today, I woke up to the sound of scissors. My mom was cutting my hair while I was asleep. FML
Top comments
McDonaldsworker 4
I hope OP is alright, I think god is doing just fine.
Lythiaren 8
Oh god, I hope you're alright.
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Comments (107)
Lythiaren 8
Oh god, I hope you're alright.
McDonaldsworker 4
I hope OP is alright, I think god is doing just fine.
linstar 13
The crazy shit kids learn from TV these days!
toenibbler 14
Judging by OP's name I doubt her hair is alright.
bmwguy01 8
Op must have a sting vacuum, because I have used mine to get stuff out of my hair and there's no bald spots on top of my head! but still that still sucks for Op if it ripped out hair!
missamerica95 0
At least OP's daughter knows exactly how the vacuum works, she can always help with chores!
BunBunBabe 8
Best comment on here
BunBunBabe 8
(49)
JayJaysGirl 0
....why did you feel the urge to tell us that?
Katielovesyouu 4
49- baldspot is her location, dipshit. But I still giggled.(:
ThatFatGuyBehind 3
I guess that really Sucks! I'm sorry that was bad
ycrem0n 21
it did suck her hair, and yes it must be bad
funnynesh 10
2- that's why it's on FML.
bingababe 16
2 - I got it, unlike these guys above me. I actually chuckled at how well the dreaded "I'm sorry that sucks" comment fit here.
s15c 9
I think there's an error here... All four of them double posted identically. I'm posting once, if it duplicated then something weird is going on.
babygirl83150 8
Pun intended?
twilightluvr101 4
Well if it sucked that much she would be bald lol
DontForgetMe4 0
What a lovely way to say good morning. Now here we go with all the vacuum pun comments.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hmm I think breakfast in bed would have been better.
sbducks 5
10- I can't tell if your profile picture is saying Facebook is the addiction or if its cocaine.
McDonaldsworker 4
Hey 77 it's a joke I did with some blow shaped into Facebook since I'm addicted to Facebook more than my coke habit lol, But for real don't do drugs.
yummylicious 5
That SUCKS OP Ha Get it?
coffee_man900 16
Good morning! :)
emmagillespie24 11
Did it rip your hair out?
Nevereverland 8
Well baldspot sounds clear enough..
ladyLALAA 29
I don't see bald spots mentioned anywhere...
coffee_man900 16
I'd have to guess that this was a vacuum with a power brush, and OP's hair was caught tangled in the brush. Ouch! That's gotta hurt. OP, I feel your pain. :)
Climaxx 11
My comment will be based on how old your daughter is.
ladyLALAA 29
You should take said daughters hair straightener away, see how she likes it!
Cheesecakee 11
What if she doesn't have one?...assuming someone that would do this is pretty young.
ladyLALAA 29
Just throwing out a suggestion. Sorry I did my include "if she is of the age/owns a straightener". How about read between the lines, I was saying she needs punishment.
KiwiKitten 2
Owwww.... My brother did that to me :( not fun. Hope it didn't do too much damage!
DontForgetMe4 0
Who knows, she could've done him a favor!
scoobyfiend 0
At least she didn't put it on your eye..