wtfdaughter
Recife, Brazil
Today, my daughter put a doll in the microwave "to keep her warm". She's 17. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Applecross, Australia
Today, my daughter asked me how long she had to put her 2-minute noodles in the microwave for. FML
Anonymous
Fremont, United States
Today, I left my daughter with a babysitter for the first time. When I came home, my microwave was ruined because they had attempted to heat cans of Play-Doh as a science experiment. FML
grrrrrr
United States
Today, I grounded my daughter for putting play doh in the toaster. She's 17 and got into Columbia early admissions. FML
jimmy
Orangeville, Canada
Today, my 5-year-old son put my car keys in the microwave thinking that they would 'warm up' my car. FML
Anonymous
Gainesville, United States
Today, my eight-year-old microwaved our thermometer to see if the temperature would change. FML
sunil
Calgary, Canada
Today, my 8-year-old son microwaved his pet hamster. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Twisted firestarter
Today, my daughter somehow got a hold of the lighter we keep on top of the fridge. I found this out when she snuck up behind me and thought it would be fun to set my hair on fire. FML
Anonymous
Little brat
Today, my 14 year-old daughter is so selfish that on her sister's birthday, she found the present, assumed it must be for her, opened it, then destroyed it when she saw it was frozen Anna and Elsa dolls because she hates Frozen. Her sister loves Frozen, and hasn’t stopped crying over Anna’s severed head. FML
baldspot
Australia
Today, my daughter decided to wake me up by putting the vacuum in my hair and turning it on. FML
DeepFriedLettuce
Vashon, United States
Today, I had to explain to my seventeen year-old daughter that deep frying food doesn't "melt the calories." FML
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WeLikeIke 23
10 years later: "Mommy, I'm cold!" "Here, Here, Timmy, let's get cozy in the oven!" NEWS ALERT: Mother of one faces charges after attempting to kill son with an.. Oven?
Mynamewontfi 40
And won't breed.
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Comments (97)
buckdharma 38
What if she named her Popcorn? Wouldn't this justify putting her in on the popcorn setting?
ty4nier 16
Better than putting a hamster in there like my friend did. But she was 6
itsme82 18
Six is old enough to know better.
WOTAN1488 24
"Der Hund ist im der Ofen." XD
Aliakatherin 19
Das macht keinen sinn...
milehigh52 22
English motherfucka, do you speak it?!!!
WOTAN1488 24
Its from a German show which I was reminded of by this FML, and figured someone would get. NVM then.
bambam42069 13
Let's hope she marries well you can't fix someone being that dumb at 17 years old sadly
yolololol3 17
my mom threw all my dolls away(∩_∩)
rdenkewicz 11
I'm sure she will marry and make beautiful microwaved babies.
Morning_fml 22
There's nothing wrong with liking something. Hell, I'm too old to play with Legos but if I had the time and money to buy me a decent Lego set then I would do it.
gearhead369 20
Maybe you failed as a parent? FYL then
travellingfun 18
Atleast she knows how to use the microwave.
EvilTurtle 35
"a doll" ...you don't know if it's her daughter's doll. I'm questioning your intelligence.